Q: What is a kitten's favorite dessert?
A: Mice cream! 🍨🐭
Explanation: Cats are known for their love of chasing and catching mice, so it's only natural that a kitten would have a sweet spot for "mice cream" (a pun on "ice cream"). This playful answer combines the idea of a dessert with the kitten's favorite prey, creating a funny and unexpected twist. The emoji adds a touch of cheerfulness and cuteness to the response.
Jaffar (Guest) on October 1, 2022
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Baraka (Guest) on September 30, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 29, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 27, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Mary Mrope (Guest) on September 16, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Mwachumu (Guest) on September 9, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Muslima (Guest) on September 1, 2022
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Chris Okello (Guest) on August 28, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 25, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Juma (Guest) on August 25, 2022
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 17, 2022
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Mzee (Guest) on August 13, 2022
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 12, 2022
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Hashim (Guest) on August 11, 2022
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Mtumwa (Guest) on August 5, 2022
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Mhina (Guest) on August 3, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 1, 2022
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Arifa (Guest) on July 31, 2022
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 26, 2022
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Kazija (Guest) on July 15, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 14, 2022
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 2, 2022
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
George Ndungu (Guest) on June 24, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 20, 2022
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Irene Makena (Guest) on June 16, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Amir (Guest) on June 13, 2022
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 9, 2022
😂 Gotta save this!
Mgeni (Guest) on June 6, 2022
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 21, 2022
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 21, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Tambwe (Guest) on May 19, 2022
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
John Mushi (Guest) on May 15, 2022
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 14, 2022
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Yusuf (Guest) on April 22, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 20, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 13, 2022
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 10, 2022
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Amir (Guest) on April 8, 2022
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 8, 2022
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 6, 2022
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 4, 2022
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 26, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 10, 2022
😆 This one really got me!
Abubakari (Guest) on February 27, 2022
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
John Mushi (Guest) on February 26, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 21, 2022
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Fatuma (Guest) on February 12, 2022
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Nancy Komba (Guest) on February 8, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Chiku (Guest) on February 1, 2022
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 28, 2022
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 17, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Robert Okello (Guest) on January 5, 2022
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 31, 2021
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 31, 2021
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Umi (Guest) on December 28, 2021
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 26, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 24, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Rashid (Guest) on December 20, 2021
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Omar (Guest) on December 4, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 29, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠