Kazija (Guest) on December 28, 2022

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Azima (Guest) on December 24, 2022

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 18, 2022

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 9, 2022

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 29, 2022

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Bahati (Guest) on November 22, 2022

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Rahma (Guest) on November 14, 2022

😄 What a joke!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 3, 2022

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 31, 2022

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Maimuna (Guest) on October 5, 2022

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 13, 2022

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Khalifa (Guest) on September 9, 2022

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Majid (Guest) on September 9, 2022

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 2, 2022

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 1, 2022

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Abdillah (Guest) on August 29, 2022

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 17, 2022

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 14, 2022

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 13, 2022

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 2, 2022

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Sofia (Guest) on July 19, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 13, 2022

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 13, 2022

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 9, 2022

🤣 Sending this now!

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 8, 2022

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 5, 2022

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 30, 2022

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 23, 2022

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Mchuma (Guest) on May 20, 2022

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Rabia (Guest) on April 26, 2022

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

James Mduma (Guest) on April 8, 2022

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

John Kamande (Guest) on April 4, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 1, 2022

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 14, 2022

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Rukia (Guest) on March 7, 2022

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Safiya (Guest) on February 28, 2022

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 25, 2022

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Shani (Guest) on February 22, 2022

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 19, 2022

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

James Kawawa (Guest) on February 1, 2022

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

John Kamande (Guest) on January 29, 2022

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

John Mushi (Guest) on January 26, 2022

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Ahmed (Guest) on January 24, 2022

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Shani (Guest) on January 18, 2022

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 15, 2022

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Ann Awino (Guest) on January 12, 2022

😆 That punchline was epic!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 12, 2022

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Ann Awino (Guest) on January 6, 2022

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 5, 2022

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Zulekha (Guest) on January 1, 2022

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 26, 2021

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 20, 2021

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 8, 2021

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Mwachumu (Guest) on December 8, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

James Kimani (Guest) on December 5, 2021

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Mashaka (Guest) on November 20, 2021

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 15, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 2, 2021

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 31, 2021

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 26, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂