A spider's favorite thing to do on a computer is... WEB-surfing! ๐ท๏ธ๐ฅ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Explanation: Spiders are known for creating intricate webs, so it's only natural that their favorite activity on a computer would be web-surfing! It's a pun that combines the spider's affinity for webs with the common term "web-surfing" which refers to browsing the internet. ๐ธ๏ธ๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 15, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 8, 2022
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Sekela (Guest) on October 6, 2022
๐ Too good!
Jamal (Guest) on October 2, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 1, 2022
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on September 30, 2022
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Kazija (Guest) on September 21, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Chum (Guest) on September 18, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Abubakar (Guest) on September 16, 2022
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 7, 2022
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 6, 2022
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Omari (Guest) on August 30, 2022
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Nchi (Guest) on August 27, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 18, 2022
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
George Tenga (Guest) on August 17, 2022
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Amina (Guest) on August 13, 2022
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 9, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 1, 2022
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
John Mushi (Guest) on July 28, 2022
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Rahim (Guest) on July 22, 2022
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 17, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Sultan (Guest) on July 13, 2022
๐ Bookmarking this!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 27, 2022
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 27, 2022
๐ That punchline!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 27, 2022
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 24, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 21, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 20, 2022
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 18, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 13, 2022
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Mchawi (Guest) on June 13, 2022
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Kiza (Guest) on June 11, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Khadija (Guest) on June 11, 2022
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 4, 2022
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Mtumwa (Guest) on May 20, 2022
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 19, 2022
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 5, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 29, 2022
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Mustafa (Guest) on April 26, 2022
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 12, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 23, 2022
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 21, 2022
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Nyota (Guest) on March 19, 2022
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Mzee (Guest) on March 18, 2022
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Chiku (Guest) on March 15, 2022
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 13, 2022
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 5, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 28, 2022
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 27, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on February 22, 2022
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 19, 2022
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 15, 2022
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 30, 2022
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Ali (Guest) on January 29, 2022
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 16, 2022
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 11, 2022
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Nyota (Guest) on January 10, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 4, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Safiya (Guest) on January 1, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 31, 2021
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด