Mummies love rap music! π€π₯
Explanation:
Mummies are known for being wrapped up in bandages, right? So, what better way to get their groove on than with some sick beats and slick rhymes of rap music! Just imagine a mummy breakdancing with their bandages flowing in the air, bringing the ancient Egyptian culture into the modern world. It's a hilarious combination of old and new, making the mummies the coolest pharaohs on the dance floor! ππΊπ₯
Samuel Were (Guest) on September 3, 2022
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
Ann Awino (Guest) on August 9, 2022
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
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If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 4, 2022
Iβm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. π¦π
Kahina (Guest) on July 28, 2022
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
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David Ochieng (Guest) on July 17, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 16, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ππ
Kijakazi (Guest) on July 8, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 1, 2022
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 24, 2022
π Perfect joke!
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 23, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 19, 2022
π€£ This oneβs fire!
Asha (Guest) on June 14, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 13, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
Kazija (Guest) on June 6, 2022
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 6, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
Abdillah (Guest) on May 27, 2022
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 11, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
Muslima (Guest) on May 9, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. π΅πΆββοΈ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 7, 2022
This joke deserves an award! π
David Chacha (Guest) on May 4, 2022
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 18, 2022
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 12, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Mohamed (Guest) on April 11, 2022
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
George Tenga (Guest) on April 9, 2022
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 7, 2022
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 4, 2022
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 1, 2022
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πΈπ
George Ndungu (Guest) on March 30, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βοΈπ§΅
Khamis (Guest) on March 26, 2022
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ
Juma (Guest) on March 23, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 20, 2022
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Frank Macha (Guest) on February 24, 2022
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Ndoto (Guest) on February 23, 2022
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 19, 2022
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 17, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
Abubakar (Guest) on February 8, 2022
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. π€π
Amani (Guest) on February 7, 2022
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
Halima (Guest) on January 26, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 19, 2022
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
Irene Makena (Guest) on January 16, 2022
π Gotta save this!
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 7, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Mwanais (Guest) on January 5, 2022
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 5, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 31, 2021
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 14, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 30, 2021
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
James Kawawa (Guest) on November 27, 2021
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 25, 2021
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 25, 2021
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 6, 2021
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
Fatuma (Guest) on November 5, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 19, 2021
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 14, 2021
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
Leila (Guest) on October 7, 2021
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 5, 2021
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 24, 2021
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
Khalifa (Guest) on September 20, 2021
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