Q: What kind of murderer has fiber? ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
A: The Cereal Killer! ๐ฅฃ๐ช
Explanation: This riddle plays on the double meaning of "fiber." While the question seems to be about a murderer with dietary fiber, the answer takes a humorous twist by referring to a "Cereal Killer" instead. It's a play on words, adding a fun and unexpected element to the riddle. So, instead of imagining a murderer with a healthy diet, we end up picturing someone who targets breakfast cereals with a mischievous intent! ๐ฝ๐ฅฃ๐
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 17, 2022
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๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 19, 2022
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Umi (Guest) on September 10, 2022
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Leila (Guest) on September 5, 2022
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Hamida (Guest) on August 21, 2022
๐ You got me good!
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 19, 2022
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Ahmed (Guest) on August 12, 2022
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 9, 2022
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Arifa (Guest) on August 6, 2022
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Zakia (Guest) on August 2, 2022
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 31, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Muslima (Guest) on July 30, 2022
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 26, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Shamsa (Guest) on July 23, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 9, 2022
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Hawa (Guest) on July 3, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Khadija (Guest) on June 26, 2022
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 23, 2022
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 19, 2022
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 28, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 24, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 24, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 19, 2022
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 3, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 1, 2022
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 20, 2022
๐ This one really got me!
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 16, 2022
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 16, 2022
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Zulekha (Guest) on April 12, 2022
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Farida (Guest) on April 4, 2022
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 27, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 26, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Omari (Guest) on March 20, 2022
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 25, 2022
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Rahma (Guest) on February 8, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 8, 2022
๐ You totally won the internet today!
John Mwangi (Guest) on February 8, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 31, 2022
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 29, 2022
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Shani (Guest) on January 28, 2022
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Nahida (Guest) on January 26, 2022
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Mhina (Guest) on January 11, 2022
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Nasra (Guest) on January 8, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Yahya (Guest) on December 29, 2021
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
John Mushi (Guest) on December 29, 2021
๐ This is a keeper!
Robert Okello (Guest) on December 28, 2021
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 10, 2021
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 10, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Mustafa (Guest) on November 21, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Grace Minja (Guest) on November 10, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Ndoto (Guest) on October 29, 2021
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 5, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Halima (Guest) on October 5, 2021
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Ramadhan (Guest) on October 4, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 28, 2021
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Kiza (Guest) on September 13, 2021
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Chiku (Guest) on September 3, 2021
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 25, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐