What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 16, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 8, 2022

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 2, 2022

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 14, 2022

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 14, 2022

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 12, 2022

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Kiza (Guest) on September 10, 2022

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 9, 2022

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

David Ochieng (Guest) on September 3, 2022

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 30, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Rukia (Guest) on July 29, 2022

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 29, 2022

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Sekela (Guest) on July 17, 2022

😁 This is gold!

Yusuf (Guest) on July 16, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Raha (Guest) on July 11, 2022

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 9, 2022

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Sultan (Guest) on June 26, 2022

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Amani (Guest) on June 24, 2022

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Khatib (Guest) on June 21, 2022

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Mazrui (Guest) on June 19, 2022

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Abdillah (Guest) on June 18, 2022

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Zulekha (Guest) on June 18, 2022

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 10, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Sumaya (Guest) on June 5, 2022

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 4, 2022

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Mwakisu (Guest) on May 30, 2022

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 27, 2022

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 16, 2022

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 14, 2022

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 9, 2022

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 3, 2022

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 2, 2022

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Shamsa (Guest) on April 12, 2022

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 4, 2022

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Rubea (Guest) on March 30, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Omar (Guest) on March 26, 2022

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

George Wanjala (Guest) on March 26, 2022

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Ann Awino (Guest) on March 26, 2022

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Mwanais (Guest) on March 24, 2022

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Fadhili (Guest) on March 15, 2022

😂 So funny!

Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 2, 2022

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 28, 2022

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 13, 2022

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 8, 2022

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 31, 2022

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 24, 2022

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Ndoto (Guest) on January 21, 2022

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 21, 2022

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Ahmed (Guest) on January 16, 2022

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Sofia (Guest) on January 14, 2022

😂 This joke just made my day!

Shabani (Guest) on January 11, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Sultan (Guest) on January 4, 2022

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 23, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 10, 2021

😆 This one really got me!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 23, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

David Nyerere (Guest) on November 20, 2021

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Sultan (Guest) on November 17, 2021

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Mwakisu (Guest) on November 12, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Abubakari (Guest) on November 1, 2021

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on October 19, 2021

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻