๐๐ They both have trunks! ๐๐
Explanation: Both a car and an elephant have something in common: their trunks! While elephants use their trunks for various tasks like picking up food or spraying water, cars have their own "trunks" in the form of front compartments or trunks at the back where we can store our belongings. It's a playful way to connect two completely different things in a light-hearted and humorous manner. ๐คฉ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 26, 2022
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Rukia (Guest) on October 16, 2022
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Binti (Guest) on September 30, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Rabia (Guest) on September 27, 2022
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 26, 2022
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Salum (Guest) on September 25, 2022
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on September 20, 2022
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Abubakar (Guest) on September 19, 2022
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 5, 2022
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Jafari (Guest) on September 2, 2022
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 2, 2022
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Fatuma (Guest) on August 29, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 26, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Omari (Guest) on August 24, 2022
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 10, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 10, 2022
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
James Mduma (Guest) on August 9, 2022
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Abdullah (Guest) on July 31, 2022
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 29, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Neema (Guest) on July 20, 2022
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Shabani (Guest) on July 18, 2022
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Rehema (Guest) on July 17, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Biashara (Guest) on July 13, 2022
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Saidi (Guest) on July 13, 2022
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
John Mushi (Guest) on July 12, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 12, 2022
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Nasra (Guest) on June 16, 2022
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 28, 2022
๐ I needed that laugh!
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 25, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Grace Minja (Guest) on May 16, 2022
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 27, 2022
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 26, 2022
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 24, 2022
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 22, 2022
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 20, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 14, 2022
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 13, 2022
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 11, 2022
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 10, 2022
๐ Totally hilarious!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 10, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 28, 2022
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Irene Makena (Guest) on March 24, 2022
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 19, 2022
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Leila (Guest) on March 14, 2022
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Shamsa (Guest) on March 7, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 6, 2022
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 23, 2022
๐ Bookmarking this!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 18, 2022
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on February 15, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Zakia (Guest) on February 14, 2022
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 5, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 24, 2022
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 26, 2021
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 20, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 18, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 3, 2021
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 27, 2021
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 13, 2021
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Sarafina (Guest) on November 12, 2021
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Mwajuma (Guest) on November 8, 2021
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐