How do monsters tell their fortunes?

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 18, 2022

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 4, 2022

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Majid (Guest) on October 9, 2022

😅 I needed that!

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 7, 2022

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Alice Jebet (Guest) on October 6, 2022

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Fikiri (Guest) on October 4, 2022

😆 This one really got me!

Mashaka (Guest) on October 1, 2022

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 21, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on September 15, 2022

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Maneno (Guest) on September 13, 2022

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Hassan (Guest) on September 6, 2022

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 5, 2022

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 23, 2022

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Shamim (Guest) on August 14, 2022

😁 This is gold!

Baridi (Guest) on August 9, 2022

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

John Kamande (Guest) on August 7, 2022

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 7, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 11, 2022

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Selemani (Guest) on July 11, 2022

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Ramadhan (Guest) on July 9, 2022

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 9, 2022

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 3, 2022

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

John Malisa (Guest) on June 30, 2022

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Maulid (Guest) on June 10, 2022

😄 Perfect joke!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 8, 2022

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Maimuna (Guest) on June 5, 2022

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on June 1, 2022

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 14, 2022

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 12, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Maida (Guest) on April 28, 2022

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 24, 2022

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 24, 2022

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Husna (Guest) on April 21, 2022

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Fatuma (Guest) on April 19, 2022

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 9, 2022

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Juma (Guest) on March 6, 2022

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Daudi (Guest) on March 6, 2022

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 25, 2022

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on February 10, 2022

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Ndoto (Guest) on February 10, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 9, 2022

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Ali (Guest) on February 7, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 6, 2022

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Anna Malela (Guest) on February 4, 2022

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Latifa (Guest) on February 1, 2022

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 21, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Kheri (Guest) on January 14, 2022

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on January 8, 2022

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Asha (Guest) on January 2, 2022

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 28, 2021

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Grace Minja (Guest) on December 27, 2021

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

George Mallya (Guest) on December 27, 2021

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 25, 2021

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 24, 2021

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 24, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Leila (Guest) on December 23, 2021

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Rahim (Guest) on December 10, 2021

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 5, 2021

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 30, 2021

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 19, 2021

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥