Short answer: Because it left its Windows open! 😄🖥️❄️
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the double meaning of "Windows." On one hand, it refers to the operating system used on many computers. On the other hand, it refers to actual windows that can be opened to let in cold air. By suggesting that the computer left its Windows open, it humorously implies that the cold air entered through the computer's operating system, making it cold. The use of the emoji adds a playful and cheerful tone to the response.
Sumaya (Guest) on September 26, 2023
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Jamal (Guest) on September 24, 2023
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 21, 2023
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 19, 2023
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Umi (Guest) on September 18, 2023
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Abdullah (Guest) on September 15, 2023
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Latifa (Guest) on September 10, 2023
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Khalifa (Guest) on September 3, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Jaffar (Guest) on September 1, 2023
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 31, 2023
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Arifa (Guest) on August 28, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Hassan (Guest) on August 24, 2023
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Sarafina (Guest) on August 17, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Amina (Guest) on August 14, 2023
🤣 Pure genius!
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 13, 2023
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 12, 2023
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Mwafirika (Guest) on August 10, 2023
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 31, 2023
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Shukuru (Guest) on July 20, 2023
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Robert Okello (Guest) on July 12, 2023
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 9, 2023
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 30, 2023
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 28, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 22, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Yusra (Guest) on June 22, 2023
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 30, 2023
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
George Ndungu (Guest) on May 21, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Issack (Guest) on May 18, 2023
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
John Malisa (Guest) on May 13, 2023
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Mwajabu (Guest) on May 9, 2023
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 5, 2023
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 27, 2023
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Mwakisu (Guest) on April 23, 2023
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 12, 2023
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Amir (Guest) on April 12, 2023
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 11, 2023
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Yusra (Guest) on April 3, 2023
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 3, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Mwagonda (Guest) on March 31, 2023
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Umi (Guest) on March 26, 2023
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 22, 2023
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Sumaya (Guest) on March 14, 2023
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 6, 2023
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Amani (Guest) on March 2, 2023
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 1, 2023
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 25, 2023
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 25, 2023
😄 Too good!
Nuru (Guest) on January 8, 2023
😄 Perfect joke!
Mchuma (Guest) on January 2, 2023
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 23, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Ibrahim (Guest) on December 19, 2022
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Khalifa (Guest) on December 16, 2022
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Victor Malima (Guest) on December 12, 2022
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Furaha (Guest) on December 9, 2022
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Zubeida (Guest) on December 5, 2022
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Masika (Guest) on November 29, 2022
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 29, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Asha (Guest) on November 13, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 25, 2022
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 20, 2022
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔