Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?

Salum (Guest) on December 2, 2023

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Jafari (Guest) on December 1, 2023

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Zakia (Guest) on November 27, 2023

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Leila (Guest) on November 24, 2023

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 22, 2023

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 22, 2023

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

John Malisa (Guest) on November 16, 2023

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 15, 2023

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 9, 2023

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

George Ndungu (Guest) on October 30, 2023

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 26, 2023

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Grace Minja (Guest) on October 19, 2023

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 14, 2023

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Binti (Guest) on October 10, 2023

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Jaffar (Guest) on October 3, 2023

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 3, 2023

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 27, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Juma (Guest) on September 26, 2023

🤣 This joke is too good!

Zainab (Guest) on September 26, 2023

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

James Malima (Guest) on September 23, 2023

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Kijakazi (Guest) on September 15, 2023

😂 This is a keeper!

Omar (Guest) on September 13, 2023

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Shamsa (Guest) on September 10, 2023

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

David Sokoine (Guest) on September 1, 2023

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Salima (Guest) on August 17, 2023

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 14, 2023

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 13, 2023

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Maida (Guest) on August 4, 2023

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 1, 2023

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 16, 2023

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Amani (Guest) on June 15, 2023

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 14, 2023

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 12, 2023

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Halima (Guest) on June 11, 2023

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Jabir (Guest) on June 5, 2023

Thanks Ackyshine

Mzee (Guest) on June 3, 2023

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Samuel Were (Guest) on May 28, 2023

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 23, 2023

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Husna (Guest) on May 13, 2023

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 7, 2023

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 6, 2023

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 29, 2023

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 25, 2023

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

David Sokoine (Guest) on April 5, 2023

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Rashid (Guest) on April 1, 2023

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 30, 2023

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Biashara (Guest) on March 24, 2023

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Daudi (Guest) on March 20, 2023

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Selemani (Guest) on March 17, 2023

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 13, 2023

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 9, 2023

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Salima (Guest) on March 7, 2023

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 6, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Mwajabu (Guest) on March 3, 2023

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 27, 2023

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 8, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

John Mwangi (Guest) on February 6, 2023

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 2, 2023

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

John Lissu (Guest) on February 1, 2023

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 31, 2023

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭