Abubakar (Guest) on September 13, 2023

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Latifa (Guest) on September 9, 2023

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 7, 2023

😂 This joke just made my day!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 29, 2023

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Abubakari (Guest) on August 29, 2023

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 14, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 7, 2023

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 3, 2023

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Nassar (Guest) on August 3, 2023

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Salma (Guest) on July 13, 2023

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 2, 2023

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 26, 2023

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 23, 2023

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 19, 2023

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 9, 2023

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Rukia (Guest) on June 8, 2023

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 4, 2023

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Mzee (Guest) on June 1, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 20, 2023

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 7, 2023

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Mustafa (Guest) on May 5, 2023

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Mwanais (Guest) on May 1, 2023

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 26, 2023

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 13, 2023

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Biashara (Guest) on April 4, 2023

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Farida (Guest) on April 1, 2023

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 30, 2023

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

George Wanjala (Guest) on March 30, 2023

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

David Sokoine (Guest) on March 21, 2023

😆 Still cracking up!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on March 19, 2023

😄 Perfect joke!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 13, 2023

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Habiba (Guest) on March 10, 2023

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

John Malisa (Guest) on March 7, 2023

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 4, 2023

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 20, 2023

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 19, 2023

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 4, 2023

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 23, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 16, 2023

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 13, 2023

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 29, 2022

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 28, 2022

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

James Kimani (Guest) on December 20, 2022

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 19, 2022

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Bakari (Guest) on December 16, 2022

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 6, 2022

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 30, 2022

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

James Kawawa (Guest) on November 9, 2022

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Yusra (Guest) on November 5, 2022

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 4, 2022

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 18, 2022

🤣 Sending this now!

Majid (Guest) on October 14, 2022

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Fadhili (Guest) on October 6, 2022

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Tambwe (Guest) on September 28, 2022

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Omar (Guest) on September 28, 2022

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Victor Malima (Guest) on September 27, 2022

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 12, 2022

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Chum (Guest) on September 7, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 2, 2022

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Husna (Guest) on September 1, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆