Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

Robert Okello (Guest) on September 25, 2023

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Hawa (Guest) on September 22, 2023

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

John Lissu (Guest) on September 20, 2023

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 30, 2023

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Rehema (Guest) on August 27, 2023

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Habiba (Guest) on August 20, 2023

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 16, 2023

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Hekima (Guest) on August 12, 2023

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Fikiri (Guest) on August 12, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Mjaka (Guest) on July 25, 2023

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Mtumwa (Guest) on July 22, 2023

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Azima (Guest) on July 22, 2023

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 21, 2023

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 20, 2023

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 15, 2023

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Shani (Guest) on July 14, 2023

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 6, 2023

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 13, 2023

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 10, 2023

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 5, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 31, 2023

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Mchawi (Guest) on May 8, 2023

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 6, 2023

Thanks Ackyshine

Arifa (Guest) on April 28, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 26, 2023

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 21, 2023

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 21, 2023

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 14, 2023

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Abubakar (Guest) on March 31, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 31, 2023

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 27, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 15, 2023

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Saidi (Guest) on March 9, 2023

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 6, 2023

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on February 22, 2023

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 17, 2023

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Salma (Guest) on February 9, 2023

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Rubea (Guest) on February 8, 2023

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Masika (Guest) on February 4, 2023

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

James Mduma (Guest) on January 30, 2023

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Shabani (Guest) on January 24, 2023

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 20, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 12, 2023

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Shamsa (Guest) on January 8, 2023

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 6, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Chiku (Guest) on December 26, 2022

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 25, 2022

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 24, 2022

😃 Instant mood boost!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on December 22, 2022

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Fadhila (Guest) on December 14, 2022

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Irene Makena (Guest) on December 14, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 10, 2022

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 5, 2022

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 23, 2022

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

John Lissu (Guest) on November 19, 2022

😄 Too good!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 16, 2022

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 14, 2022

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 12, 2022

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 10, 2022

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Amina (Guest) on October 25, 2022

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️