Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 12, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 10, 2023

Thanks Ackyshine

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 3, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 1, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 23, 2023

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 23, 2023

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Abdullah (Guest) on September 21, 2023

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Jamila (Guest) on September 5, 2023

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 2, 2023

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on August 31, 2023

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

James Kimani (Guest) on August 20, 2023

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 15, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 14, 2023

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Yusuf (Guest) on August 12, 2023

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Mjaka (Guest) on August 6, 2023

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Amir (Guest) on July 28, 2023

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Bakari (Guest) on July 28, 2023

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Issack (Guest) on July 27, 2023

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Rehema (Guest) on July 25, 2023

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 21, 2023

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 5, 2023

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Makame (Guest) on July 3, 2023

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Hekima (Guest) on June 28, 2023

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Mwakisu (Guest) on June 10, 2023

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 4, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Yusra (Guest) on May 22, 2023

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Maneno (Guest) on May 7, 2023

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 30, 2023

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 24, 2023

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Mwagonda (Guest) on April 17, 2023

😆 Saving this one!

Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 17, 2023

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 12, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 12, 2023

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Zulekha (Guest) on March 28, 2023

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 21, 2023

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

James Mduma (Guest) on March 20, 2023

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

James Malima (Guest) on March 15, 2023

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 5, 2023

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 5, 2023

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 28, 2023

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Raha (Guest) on February 23, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Kassim (Guest) on February 9, 2023

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 5, 2023

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Kazija (Guest) on February 4, 2023

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 22, 2023

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Amani (Guest) on January 19, 2023

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Umi (Guest) on January 8, 2023

🤣 This joke is too good!

Husna (Guest) on January 7, 2023

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 2, 2023

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Raha (Guest) on December 27, 2022

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 21, 2022

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 21, 2022

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Zakia (Guest) on December 20, 2022

😂 Gotta save this!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 10, 2022

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Maulid (Guest) on December 7, 2022

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

David Musyoka (Guest) on November 28, 2022

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 27, 2022

😄 Perfect joke!

Sumaya (Guest) on November 12, 2022

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

David Nyerere (Guest) on November 5, 2022

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

John Kamande (Guest) on November 4, 2022

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰