Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 10, 2023

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Frank Macha (Guest) on September 10, 2023

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 31, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 30, 2023

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Ndoto (Guest) on August 28, 2023

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

David Chacha (Guest) on August 21, 2023

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 12, 2023

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 7, 2023

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Salma (Guest) on July 19, 2023

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 29, 2023

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Ali (Guest) on June 22, 2023

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 10, 2023

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Fadhili (Guest) on June 9, 2023

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Hekima (Guest) on June 8, 2023

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 8, 2023

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Kassim (Guest) on May 29, 2023

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 27, 2023

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Hamida (Guest) on May 11, 2023

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 6, 2023

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Shamsa (Guest) on May 1, 2023

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 30, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 27, 2023

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Fatuma (Guest) on April 27, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Mwachumu (Guest) on April 25, 2023

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

George Tenga (Guest) on April 16, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 16, 2023

😅 I needed that!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 14, 2023

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Binti (Guest) on April 7, 2023

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 2, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Amina (Guest) on March 28, 2023

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 22, 2023

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 22, 2023

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 11, 2023

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Rahim (Guest) on February 20, 2023

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 6, 2023

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Nancy Komba (Guest) on February 6, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Victor Malima (Guest) on January 20, 2023

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 20, 2023

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 17, 2023

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Kazija (Guest) on January 16, 2023

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Shabani (Guest) on January 15, 2023

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 5, 2023

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 30, 2022

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Arifa (Guest) on December 3, 2022

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 29, 2022

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Zubeida (Guest) on November 23, 2022

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Safiya (Guest) on November 20, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 16, 2022

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 16, 2022

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 16, 2022

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on November 12, 2022

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 9, 2022

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 7, 2022

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Makame (Guest) on November 5, 2022

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Halima (Guest) on October 21, 2022

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

George Wanjala (Guest) on October 16, 2022

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 11, 2022

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Ahmed (Guest) on October 10, 2022

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 10, 2022

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Maida (Guest) on October 6, 2022

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂