What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

Khatib (Guest) on September 30, 2023

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Nassar (Guest) on September 23, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

John Kamande (Guest) on September 20, 2023

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 18, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 6, 2023

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Mariam (Guest) on September 5, 2023

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 16, 2023

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Zainab (Guest) on August 12, 2023

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Ahmed (Guest) on August 8, 2023

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on August 6, 2023

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Baridi (Guest) on July 22, 2023

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 21, 2023

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 20, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Ahmed (Guest) on July 17, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Nahida (Guest) on July 17, 2023

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 16, 2023

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 15, 2023

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

John Mwangi (Guest) on June 28, 2023

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 27, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Sharifa (Guest) on June 26, 2023

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 16, 2023

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 9, 2023

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Raha (Guest) on June 4, 2023

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 1, 2023

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Jamal (Guest) on June 1, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 28, 2023

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 19, 2023

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Farida (Guest) on May 11, 2023

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 8, 2023

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 8, 2023

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 26, 2023

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Khalifa (Guest) on April 23, 2023

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 22, 2023

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Mariam (Guest) on April 1, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Salima (Guest) on March 28, 2023

😂 This joke just made my day!

Nashon (Guest) on March 18, 2023

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 12, 2023

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

George Wanjala (Guest) on March 5, 2023

😁 This is gold!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 4, 2023

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Ali (Guest) on February 25, 2023

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 18, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Kazija (Guest) on February 17, 2023

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 11, 2023

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 24, 2023

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Sumaya (Guest) on January 24, 2023

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 16, 2023

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 15, 2023

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 8, 2023

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 1, 2023

😅 I’m still laughing!

Halimah (Guest) on December 26, 2022

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 15, 2022

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 6, 2022

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on November 23, 2022

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 22, 2022

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Salum (Guest) on November 21, 2022

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on November 17, 2022

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Mohamed (Guest) on November 8, 2022

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 2, 2022

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 1, 2022

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Tabu (Guest) on October 24, 2022

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏