Short Answer: It's time to see a tooth-hurty! ๐๐ฆท
Explanation: This answer plays with the word "tooth-hurty" which sounds similar to "two-thirty." The joke is that when you have a toothache, it's time to see a dentist! The emoji adds a playful and cheerful tone to the response.
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 20, 2023
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Shamim (Guest) on November 14, 2023
๐ This is a keeper!
Jamila (Guest) on November 13, 2023
๐ Gotta save this!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 10, 2023
๐ This is gold!
Yahya (Guest) on November 6, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Mtumwa (Guest) on October 23, 2023
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Mtumwa (Guest) on October 23, 2023
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 23, 2023
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Maimuna (Guest) on September 29, 2023
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 4, 2023
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Nasra (Guest) on August 30, 2023
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 28, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on August 18, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 17, 2023
๐ Still cracking up!
Mzee (Guest) on August 16, 2023
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on August 11, 2023
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 11, 2023
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 1, 2023
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Baridi (Guest) on July 30, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
George Tenga (Guest) on July 1, 2023
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 21, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 17, 2023
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 30, 2023
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
David Nyerere (Guest) on May 30, 2023
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
John Mwangi (Guest) on May 12, 2023
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Rahim (Guest) on May 2, 2023
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 2, 2023
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 19, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 11, 2023
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 25, 2023
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Sarafina (Guest) on March 22, 2023
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 17, 2023
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Nassar (Guest) on March 17, 2023
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 14, 2023
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Faiza (Guest) on March 14, 2023
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Mgeni (Guest) on March 13, 2023
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Halimah (Guest) on March 4, 2023
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on February 21, 2023
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Salum (Guest) on February 8, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on February 2, 2023
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
John Malisa (Guest) on January 30, 2023
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 26, 2023
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 18, 2023
๐ So funny!
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 16, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 15, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on January 5, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 2, 2023
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Khalifa (Guest) on January 2, 2023
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 13, 2022
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Mohamed (Guest) on December 4, 2022
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 30, 2022
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 28, 2022
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 27, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 25, 2022
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Frank Macha (Guest) on November 25, 2022
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 18, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 17, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 4, 2022
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
David Chacha (Guest) on November 2, 2022
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 31, 2022
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ