Q: What makes a skeleton laugh?
A: ๐๐ฆด A tickle in its funny bone!
Explanation: Skeletons don't have muscles or nerves, so they can't physically laugh. But just like humans, if they had a funny bone, a tickle on it would make them burst into laughter. Even though it's a funny riddle, it's a reminder that skeletons are always ready to find humor in the most bone-tickling situations! ๐๐ค
Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 1, 2023
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 30, 2023
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Sultan (Guest) on October 29, 2023
๐ This is a keeper!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 24, 2023
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Salum (Guest) on October 21, 2023
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 21, 2023
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 20, 2023
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 17, 2023
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 30, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
John Mushi (Guest) on September 26, 2023
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Baridi (Guest) on September 22, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 14, 2023
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 12, 2023
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 11, 2023
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 10, 2023
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Chum (Guest) on September 6, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 1, 2023
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 1, 2023
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 31, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Wande (Guest) on August 23, 2023
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 16, 2023
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 3, 2023
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 21, 2023
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Warda (Guest) on July 21, 2023
๐ This joke just made my day!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 12, 2023
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 2, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 27, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 26, 2023
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Rabia (Guest) on June 11, 2023
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 9, 2023
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Fadhili (Guest) on June 2, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 15, 2023
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Nuru (Guest) on April 9, 2023
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 1, 2023
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 1, 2023
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Abubakar (Guest) on March 27, 2023
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Kazija (Guest) on March 22, 2023
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Husna (Guest) on March 18, 2023
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Halima (Guest) on March 17, 2023
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Khalifa (Guest) on March 11, 2023
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Khalifa (Guest) on March 6, 2023
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 3, 2023
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 22, 2023
๐ This just made my day!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 17, 2023
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on February 15, 2023
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Zulekha (Guest) on January 23, 2023
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Chiku (Guest) on January 6, 2023
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Mchuma (Guest) on January 4, 2023
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Hashim (Guest) on December 30, 2022
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 24, 2022
๐ This is too funny!
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 23, 2022
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 23, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 17, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Mchuma (Guest) on December 17, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 13, 2022
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
David Nyerere (Guest) on December 3, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 22, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Chiku (Guest) on November 18, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Rashid (Guest) on November 17, 2022
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 11, 2022
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด