Q: What makes a skeleton laugh?
A: π𦴠A tickle in its funny bone!
Explanation: Skeletons don't have muscles or nerves, so they can't physically laugh. But just like humans, if they had a funny bone, a tickle on it would make them burst into laughter. Even though it's a funny riddle, it's a reminder that skeletons are always ready to find humor in the most bone-tickling situations! ππ€
Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 1, 2023
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 30, 2023
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
Sultan (Guest) on October 29, 2023
π This is a keeper!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 24, 2023
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
Salum (Guest) on October 21, 2023
Iβve had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 21, 2023
Sometimes I drink waterβjust to surprise my liver. π₯€π
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 20, 2023
π€£ This joke is too good!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 17, 2023
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 30, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
John Mushi (Guest) on September 26, 2023
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
Baridi (Guest) on September 22, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 14, 2023
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 12, 2023
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 11, 2023
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 10, 2023
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! βπ
Chum (Guest) on September 6, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 1, 2023
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 1, 2023
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 31, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
Wande (Guest) on August 23, 2023
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 16, 2023
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 3, 2023
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 21, 2023
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
Warda (Guest) on July 21, 2023
π This joke just made my day!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 12, 2023
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 2, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 27, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 26, 2023
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
Rabia (Guest) on June 11, 2023
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 9, 2023
If stress burned calories, Iβd be a supermodel. π₯π
Fadhili (Guest) on June 2, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 15, 2023
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
Nuru (Guest) on April 9, 2023
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 1, 2023
π€£ This one got me good!
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 1, 2023
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Abubakar (Guest) on March 27, 2023
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
Kazija (Guest) on March 22, 2023
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
Husna (Guest) on March 18, 2023
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
Halima (Guest) on March 17, 2023
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
Khalifa (Guest) on March 11, 2023
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Khalifa (Guest) on March 6, 2023
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π π
Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 3, 2023
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 22, 2023
π This just made my day!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 17, 2023
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
David Ochieng (Guest) on February 15, 2023
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
Zulekha (Guest) on January 23, 2023
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
Chiku (Guest) on January 6, 2023
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Mchuma (Guest) on January 4, 2023
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. π‘π§Ό
Hashim (Guest) on December 30, 2022
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 24, 2022
π This is too funny!
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 23, 2022
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 23, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 17, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Mchuma (Guest) on December 17, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 13, 2022
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
David Nyerere (Guest) on December 3, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 22, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
Chiku (Guest) on November 18, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Rashid (Guest) on November 17, 2022
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 11, 2022
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄