Q: What makes a skeleton laugh?
A: 😂🦴 A tickle in its funny bone!
Explanation: Skeletons don't have muscles or nerves, so they can't physically laugh. But just like humans, if they had a funny bone, a tickle on it would make them burst into laughter. Even though it's a funny riddle, it's a reminder that skeletons are always ready to find humor in the most bone-tickling situations! 😄🤖
Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 1, 2023
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 30, 2023
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Sultan (Guest) on October 29, 2023
😂 This is a keeper!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 24, 2023
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Salum (Guest) on October 21, 2023
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 21, 2023
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 20, 2023
🤣 This joke is too good!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 17, 2023
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 30, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
John Mushi (Guest) on September 26, 2023
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Baridi (Guest) on September 22, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 14, 2023
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 12, 2023
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 11, 2023
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 10, 2023
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Chum (Guest) on September 6, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 1, 2023
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 1, 2023
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 31, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Wande (Guest) on August 23, 2023
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 16, 2023
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 3, 2023
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 21, 2023
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Warda (Guest) on July 21, 2023
😂 This joke just made my day!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 12, 2023
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 2, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 27, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 26, 2023
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Rabia (Guest) on June 11, 2023
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 9, 2023
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Fadhili (Guest) on June 2, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 15, 2023
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Nuru (Guest) on April 9, 2023
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 1, 2023
🤣 This one got me good!
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 1, 2023
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Abubakar (Guest) on March 27, 2023
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Kazija (Guest) on March 22, 2023
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Husna (Guest) on March 18, 2023
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Halima (Guest) on March 17, 2023
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Khalifa (Guest) on March 11, 2023
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Khalifa (Guest) on March 6, 2023
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 3, 2023
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 22, 2023
😁 This just made my day!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 17, 2023
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
David Ochieng (Guest) on February 15, 2023
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Zulekha (Guest) on January 23, 2023
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Chiku (Guest) on January 6, 2023
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Mchuma (Guest) on January 4, 2023
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Hashim (Guest) on December 30, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 24, 2022
😂 This is too funny!
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 23, 2022
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 23, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 17, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Mchuma (Guest) on December 17, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 13, 2022
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
David Nyerere (Guest) on December 3, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 22, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Chiku (Guest) on November 18, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Rashid (Guest) on November 17, 2022
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 11, 2022
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴