Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 16, 2023

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 8, 2023

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 7, 2023

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 5, 2023

😆 Saving this one!

Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 4, 2023

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Sultan (Guest) on November 26, 2023

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Mwachumu (Guest) on November 26, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 13, 2023

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Fatuma (Guest) on October 26, 2023

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 7, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

John Mwangi (Guest) on October 6, 2023

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 3, 2023

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Amani (Guest) on October 3, 2023

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 1, 2023

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Zulekha (Guest) on October 1, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Khadija (Guest) on September 25, 2023

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 24, 2023

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Kijakazi (Guest) on August 25, 2023

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Kiza (Guest) on August 3, 2023

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Rahim (Guest) on July 30, 2023

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 29, 2023

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 20, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 20, 2023

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

George Wanjala (Guest) on July 18, 2023

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on July 17, 2023

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Mjaka (Guest) on July 12, 2023

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 11, 2023

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

George Ndungu (Guest) on July 11, 2023

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Mchuma (Guest) on July 10, 2023

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Omar (Guest) on July 6, 2023

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Mwakisu (Guest) on June 27, 2023

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Issack (Guest) on June 26, 2023

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 24, 2023

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Mwachumu (Guest) on June 14, 2023

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 11, 2023

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Mustafa (Guest) on June 5, 2023

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 5, 2023

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 27, 2023

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Sharifa (Guest) on May 26, 2023

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Ndoto (Guest) on May 25, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Jamila (Guest) on May 15, 2023

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

John Lissu (Guest) on May 8, 2023

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 27, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 19, 2023

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Habiba (Guest) on April 5, 2023

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 15, 2023

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 8, 2023

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on February 1, 2023

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Hekima (Guest) on January 31, 2023

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Rubea (Guest) on January 18, 2023

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Latifa (Guest) on January 16, 2023

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Safiya (Guest) on January 13, 2023

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Ibrahim (Guest) on January 6, 2023

😆 Totally hilarious!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 26, 2022

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 24, 2022

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on December 22, 2022

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Brian Karanja (Guest) on December 19, 2022

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Yusra (Guest) on December 14, 2022

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 13, 2022

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 12, 2022

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️