What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 19, 2023

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Mwanais (Guest) on October 13, 2023

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 3, 2023

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Zakaria (Guest) on September 25, 2023

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Anna Malela (Guest) on September 19, 2023

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on September 16, 2023

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 14, 2023

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Zulekha (Guest) on September 11, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 6, 2023

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 30, 2023

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 26, 2023

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 17, 2023

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Josephine (Guest) on July 8, 2023

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 24, 2023

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 18, 2023

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 15, 2023

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 14, 2023

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 9, 2023

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 9, 2023

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 7, 2023

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Maulid (Guest) on June 3, 2023

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 19, 2023

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 15, 2023

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 9, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 7, 2023

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 30, 2023

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Ibrahim (Guest) on April 29, 2023

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 19, 2023

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Kijakazi (Guest) on April 11, 2023

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 24, 2023

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 24, 2023

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 24, 2023

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Hashim (Guest) on March 18, 2023

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 18, 2023

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Asha (Guest) on March 16, 2023

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Mwagonda (Guest) on March 5, 2023

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Kazija (Guest) on February 24, 2023

😁 Added to my favorites!

Salma (Guest) on February 16, 2023

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Mwanajuma (Guest) on February 8, 2023

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Bakari (Guest) on January 31, 2023

😂 I’m saving this one!

Maimuna (Guest) on January 29, 2023

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Bahati (Guest) on January 24, 2023

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 15, 2023

😂 This joke just made my day!

John Lissu (Guest) on January 13, 2023

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 7, 2023

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 26, 2022

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on December 20, 2022

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 29, 2022

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Maulid (Guest) on November 12, 2022

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on November 1, 2022

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Halimah (Guest) on October 29, 2022

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Hashim (Guest) on October 25, 2022

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Farida (Guest) on October 11, 2022

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 6, 2022

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on October 1, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Nchi (Guest) on September 30, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 27, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Omar (Guest) on September 22, 2022

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 16, 2022

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Mazrui (Guest) on September 15, 2022

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣