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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

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Short Answer: Stick with me, and we'll go places! ๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿ’จ


Explanation: The stamp is making a pun by using the phrase "stick with me" as a play on words. Usually, stamps are stuck onto envelopes, but here the stamp is suggesting that if the envelope sticks with it, they will both travel to different places together. The use of the emoji adds a playful and lighthearted touch to the response.

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Yusra (Guest) on November 13, 2023

I donโ€™t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 10, 2023

I donโ€™t need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฌ

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 8, 2023

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ“

Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 4, 2023

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโ€™t add up! โž•๐Ÿคจ

Zulekha (Guest) on October 30, 2023

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on October 24, 2023

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Ž

Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 18, 2023

๐Ÿ˜† That punchline!

Arifa (Guest) on October 11, 2023

๐Ÿ˜† That punchline was epic!

Mtumwa (Guest) on September 26, 2023

This joke is too funny, Iโ€™m sharing it with everyone! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Abdillah (Guest) on September 19, 2023

Iโ€™m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐Ÿ˜‚

Maulid (Guest) on September 17, 2023

Thanks Ackyshine

Fadhili (Guest) on September 13, 2023

Whatโ€™s a snowmanโ€™s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ›„๐Ÿš

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 29, 2023

I donโ€™t know how to act my age because Iโ€™ve never been this age before. ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŽ‚

Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 29, 2023

What do you call a can opener that doesnโ€™t work? A canโ€™t opener! ๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿšซ

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 21, 2023

Iโ€™m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿคฏ

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 19, 2023

๐Ÿ˜ This made my day!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 17, 2023

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿฅ’

Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 2, 2023

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โšฝ๐Ÿง 

Muslima (Guest) on August 2, 2023

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐Ÿช‚๐Ÿคฃ

Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 27, 2023

Whatโ€™s a ghostโ€™s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿฅง

Leila (Guest) on June 22, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜†

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 20, 2023

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ˜†

Raha (Guest) on June 20, 2023

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿบ

Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 17, 2023

I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโ€™m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿ›Œ

Amina (Guest) on June 15, 2023

Iโ€™m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ”ง

Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 8, 2023

Iโ€™m still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐Ÿคฃ

Nashon (Guest) on June 3, 2023

๐Ÿ˜… Needed this laugh, thanks!

Nahida (Guest) on May 30, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฆถ

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 28, 2023

Donโ€™t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฌ

Husna (Guest) on May 23, 2023

What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโ€™t look, Iโ€™m changing! ๐Ÿšฆ๐Ÿš—

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 18, 2023

๐Ÿคฃ This one got me good!

Issa (Guest) on May 6, 2023

๐Ÿ˜† Rolling on the floor!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 6, 2023

This joke just made my dayโ€”hilarious! ๐Ÿคฃ

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 5, 2023

๐Ÿ˜‚ This is too funny!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 28, 2023

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Shamim (Guest) on April 26, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 16, 2023

If Monday had a face, Iโ€™d punch it. ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ“…

Nahida (Guest) on March 28, 2023

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฌ

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 21, 2023

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐Ÿ’ฐ

Mzee (Guest) on March 14, 2023

Iโ€™m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜†

Zainab (Guest) on February 25, 2023

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐Ÿคฃ

Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 25, 2023

I had my patience tested. Iโ€™m negative. ๐Ÿ˜‚โณ

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 13, 2023

๐Ÿ˜‚ I need to save this one forever!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 9, 2023

๐Ÿ˜ This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 24, 2023

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿค’

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 23, 2023

Iโ€™m on a whiskey diet. Iโ€™ve lost three days already. ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ˜‚

Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 18, 2023

I dusted once. It came back. Iโ€™m not falling for that again. ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿ˜†

Safiya (Guest) on January 17, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Salum (Guest) on January 9, 2023

If you think nobody cares if youโ€™re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ต

Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 8, 2023

I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโ€™m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ˜‚

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 7, 2023

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ƒ

Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 1, 2023

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿ‘Ÿ

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 24, 2022

Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐Ÿงฆ๐ŸŽ‰

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 21, 2022

Thereโ€™s no 'we' in fries. ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿšซ

Jamila (Guest) on December 18, 2022

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒž

Zubeida (Guest) on December 13, 2022

I donโ€™t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโ€™t even know you.' Weโ€™ve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜†

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 13, 2022

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 5, 2022

Monday should be optional. ๐Ÿ˜ดโณ

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 3, 2022

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿงต

David Sokoine (Guest) on November 27, 2022

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ

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