Short Answer: He shell-ebrated the turtle's life with a "turtley" awesome funeral procession! 🐢💀🎉
Explanation: When the boy's turtle died, instead of being sad, he decided to celebrate its life in a fun and unique way. He organized a funeral procession for the turtle, complete with a little turtle-sized casket and a parade of his stuffed animal friends. They played cheerful music, danced, and had a "shell-ebration" to remember the turtle's presence in their lives. It was a funny and lighthearted way for the boy to cope with his loss and honor his beloved pet turtle. 🎉
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Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 19, 2023
😄 Nailed it!
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I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Mwalimu (Guest) on September 14, 2023
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Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Mhina (Guest) on September 12, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 12, 2023
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Ali (Guest) on September 12, 2023
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 1, 2023
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Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 1, 2023
😂 Gotta save this!
Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 31, 2023
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Halimah (Guest) on August 28, 2023
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Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 24, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
John Lissu (Guest) on July 16, 2023
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 16, 2023
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If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Yusuf (Guest) on July 8, 2023
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Kazija (Guest) on June 1, 2023
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 30, 2023
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
James Mduma (Guest) on May 25, 2023
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 6, 2023
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 26, 2023
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Yusuf (Guest) on April 23, 2023
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 18, 2023
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
David Sokoine (Guest) on April 3, 2023
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 26, 2023
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Abubakari (Guest) on March 23, 2023
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 12, 2023
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Mwachumu (Guest) on February 28, 2023
😄 Too good!
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I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Rabia (Guest) on February 6, 2023
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Amani (Guest) on January 8, 2023
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Masika (Guest) on January 5, 2023
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Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
John Kamande (Guest) on December 16, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 26, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on November 19, 2022
😆 This one really got me!
Salma (Guest) on November 9, 2022
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Raha (Guest) on October 28, 2022
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Sofia (Guest) on October 28, 2022
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Grace Wairimu (Guest) on October 14, 2022
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on October 14, 2022
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Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 2, 2022
🤣 Sending this now!
Fadhila (Guest) on September 23, 2022
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️