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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

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Short Answer: Because it had a bone to pick with the chicken! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’€


Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of "bone to pick," suggesting that the skeleton was crossing the road to have a disagreement or settle an issue with the chicken. It adds a humorous twist to the classic joke, creating a playful and amusing atmosphere. The emoji of a chicken and a skull further enhances the lighthearted tone.

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Azima (Guest) on March 26, 2015

How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿช

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 24, 2015

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿšจ

James Kimani (Guest) on March 18, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿท

Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 17, 2015

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ’ผ

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 7, 2015

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐Ÿ’ผ

Fadhili (Guest) on March 7, 2015

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐Ÿง๐Ÿคฒ

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 16, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿท

Mwafirika (Guest) on January 26, 2015

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโ€™m gaining weight. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜…

Ramadhan (Guest) on January 25, 2015

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ

Mwagonda (Guest) on January 15, 2015

Why donโ€™t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Amir (Guest) on January 9, 2015

I canโ€™t cook, but I can follow directionsโ€”so if I fail, itโ€™s the recipeโ€™s fault. ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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