Short Answer: Because they don't want to quack up mid-flight! ๐ฆ๐
Explanation: Ducks are known for their quacking sound, which is their way of communicating. Since telling jokes would require them to make different sounds, they avoid it while flying to avoid any potential mishaps. After all, it wouldn't be very graceful for a duck to burst into laughter mid-flight! So, they save their jokes for when they're safely on the ground. ๐คญ๐ฌ๏ธ
Samuel Were (Guest) on April 21, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 13, 2016
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Jamila (Guest) on April 10, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 9, 2016
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Maneno (Guest) on April 7, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Rahim (Guest) on March 27, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 24, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Salma (Guest) on March 21, 2016
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 9, 2016
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Abdullah (Guest) on March 6, 2016
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 15, 2016
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on February 10, 2016
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 2, 2016
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 2, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
David Ochieng (Guest) on January 28, 2016
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 23, 2016
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Jafari (Guest) on January 6, 2016
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 28, 2015
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 27, 2015
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Zubeida (Guest) on December 25, 2015
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Abubakari (Guest) on December 21, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Arifa (Guest) on December 21, 2015
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 20, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
James Malima (Guest) on December 15, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Mgeni (Guest) on December 8, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Hassan (Guest) on December 1, 2015
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Rabia (Guest) on November 30, 2015
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 30, 2015
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Shabani (Guest) on November 15, 2015
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 3, 2015
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 1, 2015
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 24, 2015
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 14, 2015
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Mwinyi (Guest) on September 11, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Rabia (Guest) on September 7, 2015
๐ Nailed it!
Shamsa (Guest) on September 6, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 4, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 25, 2015
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
James Kimani (Guest) on August 22, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Umi (Guest) on August 20, 2015
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
David Kawawa (Guest) on August 19, 2015
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Rahma (Guest) on July 16, 2015
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Warda (Guest) on July 11, 2015
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
John Lissu (Guest) on July 8, 2015
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 3, 2015
๐ Instant mood boost!
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 20, 2015
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 17, 2015
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Ramadhan (Guest) on June 12, 2015
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 16, 2015
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Rehema (Guest) on May 7, 2015
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Warda (Guest) on April 30, 2015
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Abubakari (Guest) on April 26, 2015
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 25, 2015
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 24, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 23, 2015
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Kijakazi (Guest) on April 23, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 26, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Mariam (Guest) on March 25, 2015
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Latifa (Guest) on March 25, 2015
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 22, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ