Short Answer: Because his bed told him it needed a morning jog! πββοΈπ
Explanation: The boy ran around his bed because he believed his bed said it wanted to go for a jog. In this lighthearted scenario, the bed came to life and demanded some exercise to start the day off right! It adds a touch of whimsy and humor to the situation, making it a fun and playful reason for the boy's actions. The emoji of a little running figure helps visualize the boy's morning sprint around his bed.
Zawadi (Guest) on January 6, 2016
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 6, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
Zakaria (Guest) on January 5, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
Kassim (Guest) on January 1, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. π§ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
David Ochieng (Guest) on December 23, 2015
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
Majid (Guest) on December 17, 2015
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 16, 2015
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ππ
Maulid (Guest) on December 14, 2015
Why donβt elephants use computers? Theyβre afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
Abdillah (Guest) on December 12, 2015
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 8, 2015
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
Ahmed (Guest) on November 29, 2015
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
Shukuru (Guest) on November 28, 2015
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
Fatuma (Guest) on November 16, 2015
π€£ Brilliant joke!
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 9, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
James Kimani (Guest) on October 21, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
John Lissu (Guest) on October 21, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on October 19, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Rabia (Guest) on October 19, 2015
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 15, 2015
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
Salma (Guest) on October 12, 2015
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 3, 2015
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 22, 2015
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 17, 2015
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 13, 2015
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
Bakari (Guest) on September 12, 2015
π I canβt stop laughing!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 7, 2015
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
Amani (Guest) on August 25, 2015
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Abubakar (Guest) on August 23, 2015
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Zubeida (Guest) on August 11, 2015
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
John Mushi (Guest) on August 3, 2015
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 2, 2015
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
Abubakar (Guest) on August 2, 2015
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
Athumani (Guest) on August 2, 2015
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Saidi (Guest) on July 24, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. π»π
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 14, 2015
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 13, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Zubeida (Guest) on July 3, 2015
Sometimes I drink waterβjust to surprise my liver. π₯€π
Rabia (Guest) on June 21, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 18, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on June 15, 2015
π Canβt wait to share this!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 10, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
Abdullah (Guest) on June 8, 2015
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
Omari (Guest) on June 7, 2015
Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 3, 2015
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
Ramadhan (Guest) on June 2, 2015
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 31, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 24, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ
Maida (Guest) on May 23, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Mwajuma (Guest) on May 18, 2015
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 10, 2015
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 9, 2015
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Chiku (Guest) on May 9, 2015
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
Zulekha (Guest) on May 3, 2015
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
David Chacha (Guest) on April 23, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
Nyota (Guest) on April 19, 2015
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 18, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Nahida (Guest) on April 18, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
Wande (Guest) on April 12, 2015
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 8, 2015
π Added to my favorites!
Maida (Guest) on April 6, 2015
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―