Question: What's a ghost's favorite fruit?
Answer: Boo-berries! ๐ป๐ซ
Explanation: Ghosts are often associated with saying "boo!" to scare people, and berries are a type of fruit. By combining these two elements, we create a pun on the word "blueberries" to form "boo-berries." It's a playful and creative way to associate ghosts with their favorite fruit, and the ghost emoji adds a fun touch to the answer!
Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 8, 2016
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Rabia (Guest) on February 5, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Wande (Guest) on February 4, 2016
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 28, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Abdillah (Guest) on January 26, 2016
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 18, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Jamal (Guest) on January 12, 2016
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Kassim (Guest) on January 10, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 7, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Rubea (Guest) on January 2, 2016
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Maulid (Guest) on December 31, 2015
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 13, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Binti (Guest) on November 27, 2015
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 18, 2015
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 18, 2015
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on November 5, 2015
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 3, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Nassar (Guest) on November 3, 2015
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on October 27, 2015
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 21, 2015
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Ann Awino (Guest) on October 15, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 30, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 16, 2015
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 14, 2015
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Jamal (Guest) on September 12, 2015
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 2, 2015
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 31, 2015
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 26, 2015
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
John Mwangi (Guest) on August 11, 2015
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 10, 2015
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
John Lissu (Guest) on August 7, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
David Nyerere (Guest) on August 6, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 4, 2015
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 4, 2015
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mariam (Guest) on August 1, 2015
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Farida (Guest) on July 21, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Shukuru (Guest) on July 15, 2015
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Hawa (Guest) on July 6, 2015
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 30, 2015
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 13, 2015
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 11, 2015
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Wande (Guest) on June 5, 2015
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 4, 2015
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 3, 2015
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 28, 2015
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Daudi (Guest) on May 20, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Hashim (Guest) on May 19, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 16, 2015
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 15, 2015
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 10, 2015
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Zuhura (Guest) on May 9, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 9, 2015
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 25, 2015
Thanks Ackyshine
Halimah (Guest) on April 24, 2015
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Shamim (Guest) on April 20, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Hekima (Guest) on April 15, 2015
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Masika (Guest) on April 10, 2015
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 6, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Hassan (Guest) on April 5, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Mhina (Guest) on March 22, 2015
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐