Question: What's a ghost's favorite fruit?
Answer: Boo-berries! 👻🫐
Explanation: Ghosts are often associated with saying "boo!" to scare people, and berries are a type of fruit. By combining these two elements, we create a pun on the word "blueberries" to form "boo-berries." It's a playful and creative way to associate ghosts with their favorite fruit, and the ghost emoji adds a fun touch to the answer!
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😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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🤣 This one’s fire!
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😆 I’m dying over here!
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😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Thanks Ackyshine
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