Dracula's favorite fruit is a π©Έπ"Bloody Apple"! π§ββοΈπ
Explanation:
Dracula, being known for his love of blood, would naturally prefer a fruit that matches his taste for the macabre. The "Bloody Apple" combines the spooky essence of vampires and the traditional fruit we all know, turning it into a witty and amusing choice for Dracula's favorite fruit. Plus, it adds a little twist to the common answer of "blood orange" that people might expect! π§ββοΈπ₯³π
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