Answer: A needle! ๐งต
Explanation: A needle is the perfect answer to this riddle because it has an "eye" at the top which is used to thread it, but since it's an inanimate object, it cannot actually see anything. It's funny to think that something with an "eye" is blind and oblivious to its surroundings! ๐๐
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 26, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 21, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 29, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Mwafirika (Guest) on January 19, 2016
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 4, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 1, 2016
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 30, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Kazija (Guest) on December 21, 2015
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
David Kawawa (Guest) on December 12, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 11, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 10, 2015
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 10, 2015
๐ Iโm dying!
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 27, 2015
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Sultan (Guest) on November 17, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 7, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 4, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 4, 2015
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Irene Makena (Guest) on October 26, 2015
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 22, 2015
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Mwachumu (Guest) on October 19, 2015
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 14, 2015
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 12, 2015
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 3, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Makame (Guest) on September 28, 2015
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Halimah (Guest) on September 22, 2015
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 21, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 19, 2015
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 16, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 15, 2015
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 8, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 6, 2015
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Nuru (Guest) on September 5, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 2, 2015
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Masika (Guest) on August 26, 2015
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
David Ochieng (Guest) on August 22, 2015
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Faiza (Guest) on July 22, 2015
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on July 19, 2015
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 16, 2015
๐ This is a keeper!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 13, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Amani (Guest) on July 12, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Salma (Guest) on July 7, 2015
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 3, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 30, 2015
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Athumani (Guest) on June 24, 2015
๐ You got me!
Khatib (Guest) on June 19, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Husna (Guest) on June 17, 2015
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 14, 2015
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 10, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Ann Awino (Guest) on June 8, 2015
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Mwakisu (Guest) on June 3, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 26, 2015
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 16, 2015
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 15, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on May 8, 2015
๐ Saving this one!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 1, 2015
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 23, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 20, 2015
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 6, 2015
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Kahina (Guest) on April 5, 2015
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Rahma (Guest) on March 28, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐