Short Answer: A soccer team of spiders! 🕷️⚽️
Explanation: The riddle asks what has 18 legs and catches flies, so the humorous answer suggests a soccer team made up of spiders. Spiders are known for having eight legs each, so if we imagine a whole team of them playing soccer, they would have a combined total of 18 legs. And since spiders are great at catching flies, it adds a playful twist to the riddle. The emoji of a spider and a soccer ball further enhances the humor and adds a cheerful touch to the response.
Hassan (Guest) on March 1, 2016
😁 This made my day!
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 29, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 27, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Jane Malecela (Guest) on February 23, 2016
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Rashid (Guest) on February 10, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Kazija (Guest) on February 6, 2016
🤣 Pure genius!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 4, 2016
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Mustafa (Guest) on January 28, 2016
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 27, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Nuru (Guest) on January 27, 2016
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 20, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Victor Malima (Guest) on January 18, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 15, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Shamim (Guest) on January 14, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Khatib (Guest) on January 8, 2016
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 4, 2016
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Rukia (Guest) on January 3, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 31, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 22, 2015
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Shamim (Guest) on December 1, 2015
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Khatib (Guest) on November 30, 2015
😂 Gotta save this!
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 8, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Biashara (Guest) on October 23, 2015
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Zakaria (Guest) on October 23, 2015
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 21, 2015
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 16, 2015
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Ramadhan (Guest) on October 3, 2015
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Halimah (Guest) on September 15, 2015
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 10, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 8, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Kiza (Guest) on August 31, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 26, 2015
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
David Sokoine (Guest) on August 22, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Abubakari (Guest) on August 21, 2015
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Victor Malima (Guest) on August 20, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Raha (Guest) on August 12, 2015
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 26, 2015
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Selemani (Guest) on July 25, 2015
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Victor Malima (Guest) on July 23, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Biashara (Guest) on July 20, 2015
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 12, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Fikiri (Guest) on July 7, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 30, 2015
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Ali (Guest) on June 29, 2015
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 25, 2015
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Muslima (Guest) on June 21, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Mwagonda (Guest) on June 18, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
David Nyerere (Guest) on June 17, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Zakaria (Guest) on June 10, 2015
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 4, 2015
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Jamal (Guest) on May 22, 2015
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Zulekha (Guest) on May 19, 2015
😅 I’m still laughing!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 15, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 7, 2015
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 5, 2015
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 4, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 2, 2015
😂 Sharing right away!
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 30, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Mchawi (Guest) on April 27, 2015
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 20, 2015
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰