Short Answer: A "Door!" ๐ช
Explanation: A door gives you the power to walk through a wall because it magically opens up a pathway for you! Just like a superhero, you can simply turn the doorknob and enter a room, leaving the wall behind. Who needs super strength when you have the incredible power of a door? It's like having your very own secret portal! So next time you encounter a wall, remember that all you need is a trusty door to make it disappear. Happy wall-walking adventures! ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช๐ถโโ๏ธ
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