Short Answer: They all know how to "split" and make impressive "peels"! 🍌🤸♀️
Explanation: Gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas have one hilarious thing in common: their ability to split! While gymnasts and acrobats are known for their amazing split moves, bananas have their own version of a "split" when their peel opens up. It's a funny way to connect these seemingly unrelated things with a dash of humor and a playful emoji to add a cherry on top! 🍒
Maulid (Guest) on April 16, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 13, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Mwachumu (Guest) on April 12, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Makame (Guest) on March 23, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Chiku (Guest) on March 21, 2016
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 20, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Nassar (Guest) on March 19, 2016
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Mwalimu (Guest) on March 19, 2016
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 9, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 4, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 3, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 26, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Hassan (Guest) on February 23, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 21, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Kazija (Guest) on February 19, 2016
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Makame (Guest) on February 18, 2016
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on February 17, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 15, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Josephine (Guest) on February 2, 2016
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Furaha (Guest) on January 30, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Abdillah (Guest) on January 19, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Kiza (Guest) on January 14, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on January 12, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 19, 2015
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 17, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Rabia (Guest) on December 14, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 10, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 9, 2015
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Sultan (Guest) on December 1, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 18, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Kazija (Guest) on November 16, 2015
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 14, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Jafari (Guest) on November 8, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Kijakazi (Guest) on November 6, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 4, 2015
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Mwachumu (Guest) on October 31, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Kazija (Guest) on October 29, 2015
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Tambwe (Guest) on October 13, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 10, 2015
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Irene Makena (Guest) on September 29, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Nassar (Guest) on September 16, 2015
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Hassan (Guest) on September 6, 2015
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 30, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
John Mwangi (Guest) on August 17, 2015
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 16, 2015
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
John Lissu (Guest) on August 8, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 9, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 21, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Ndoto (Guest) on May 17, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 14, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Binti (Guest) on May 11, 2015
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
John Malisa (Guest) on May 11, 2015
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
John Kamande (Guest) on April 22, 2015
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
David Musyoka (Guest) on April 20, 2015
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Zainab (Guest) on April 16, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 14, 2015
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 10, 2015
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 8, 2015
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 16, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Mwagonda (Guest) on March 14, 2015
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳