What do birds do on Halloween?

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 1, 2016

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 25, 2015

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 24, 2015

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 17, 2015

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Salum (Guest) on December 15, 2015

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Issa (Guest) on December 12, 2015

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 6, 2015

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 18, 2015

😅 I’m still cracking up!

George Wanjala (Guest) on November 13, 2015

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Biashara (Guest) on November 3, 2015

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

John Kamande (Guest) on November 3, 2015

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 31, 2015

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

David Musyoka (Guest) on October 29, 2015

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Nassar (Guest) on October 26, 2015

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 9, 2015

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 5, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Amir (Guest) on October 5, 2015

🤣 This one’s fire!

Amani (Guest) on October 1, 2015

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

James Mduma (Guest) on October 1, 2015

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 30, 2015

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Kiza (Guest) on September 17, 2015

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 15, 2015

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 13, 2015

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Jamal (Guest) on August 23, 2015

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 20, 2015

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Frank Macha (Guest) on August 19, 2015

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 16, 2015

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

George Ndungu (Guest) on August 13, 2015

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Mtumwa (Guest) on August 2, 2015

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 1, 2015

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mjaka (Guest) on July 12, 2015

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 11, 2015

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Biashara (Guest) on July 3, 2015

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Warda (Guest) on June 30, 2015

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Nassor (Guest) on June 27, 2015

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Robert Okello (Guest) on June 21, 2015

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Rehema (Guest) on June 16, 2015

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 15, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 9, 2015

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Halimah (Guest) on June 6, 2015

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Josephine (Guest) on June 1, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Hashim (Guest) on May 29, 2015

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 18, 2015

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 18, 2015

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Shukuru (Guest) on May 16, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 15, 2015

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 7, 2015

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 3, 2015

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Hassan (Guest) on April 25, 2015

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Kiza (Guest) on April 12, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 10, 2015

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 10, 2015

😃 Instant mood boost!

Mariam (Guest) on April 8, 2015

😆 This one really got me!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 8, 2015

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Nyota (Guest) on April 6, 2015

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Anna Malela (Guest) on March 31, 2015

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Khadija (Guest) on March 29, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 26, 2015

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 21, 2015

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Rehema (Guest) on March 19, 2015

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹