What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 3, 2016

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 1, 2016

😆 Bookmarking this!

Jabir (Guest) on February 12, 2016

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 11, 2016

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 9, 2016

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Amina (Guest) on January 16, 2016

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on January 15, 2016

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Zawadi (Guest) on January 14, 2016

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Baraka (Guest) on December 28, 2015

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 23, 2015

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Jamila (Guest) on December 22, 2015

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 13, 2015

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Sofia (Guest) on December 10, 2015

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Mhina (Guest) on December 5, 2015

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 26, 2015

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 21, 2015

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 20, 2015

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 8, 2015

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Khalifa (Guest) on October 9, 2015

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 7, 2015

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 2, 2015

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 18, 2015

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Farida (Guest) on September 9, 2015

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 9, 2015

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 3, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 30, 2015

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 29, 2015

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 24, 2015

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 18, 2015

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Omar (Guest) on August 16, 2015

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 1, 2015

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 1, 2015

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 31, 2015

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Nchi (Guest) on July 27, 2015

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Mwinyi (Guest) on July 27, 2015

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Neema (Guest) on July 15, 2015

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 22, 2015

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 20, 2015

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 18, 2015

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Fatuma (Guest) on June 11, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Zainab (Guest) on June 11, 2015

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 9, 2015

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 8, 2015

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Asha (Guest) on May 31, 2015

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Nuru (Guest) on May 31, 2015

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 20, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Hamida (Guest) on May 11, 2015

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Mwinyi (Guest) on May 6, 2015

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 28, 2015

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 27, 2015

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Fikiri (Guest) on April 20, 2015

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 20, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 19, 2015

😂 I’m saving this one!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 13, 2015

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Maneno (Guest) on March 25, 2015

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 24, 2015

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Halima (Guest) on March 23, 2015

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 22, 2015

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Mwanais (Guest) on March 22, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 19, 2015

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱