Short Answer: Stick with me, and we'll go places! ππ¨
Explanation: The stamp is making a pun by using the phrase "stick with me" as a play on words. Usually, stamps are stuck onto envelopes, but here the stamp is suggesting that if the envelope sticks with it, they will both travel to different places together. The use of the emoji adds a playful and lighthearted touch to the response.
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 3, 2016
Just what I needed today! Thank you! π
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 1, 2016
π Bookmarking this!
Jabir (Guest) on February 12, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 11, 2016
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 9, 2016
Whatβs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! π°π€
Amina (Guest) on January 16, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on January 15, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
Zawadi (Guest) on January 14, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
Baraka (Guest) on December 28, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 23, 2015
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
Jamila (Guest) on December 22, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 13, 2015
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
Sofia (Guest) on December 10, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
Mhina (Guest) on December 5, 2015
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 26, 2015
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 21, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 20, 2015
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 8, 2015
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€
Khalifa (Guest) on October 9, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 7, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 2, 2015
π Iβm definitely stealing this one!
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 18, 2015
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Farida (Guest) on September 9, 2015
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 9, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 3, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 30, 2015
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 29, 2015
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 24, 2015
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 18, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
Omar (Guest) on August 16, 2015
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 1, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 1, 2015
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 31, 2015
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
Nchi (Guest) on July 27, 2015
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Mwinyi (Guest) on July 27, 2015
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
Neema (Guest) on July 15, 2015
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itβs a beautiful day. βοΈπ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 22, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 20, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 18, 2015
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
Fatuma (Guest) on June 11, 2015
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Zainab (Guest) on June 11, 2015
Why donβt oysters donate to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ°
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 9, 2015
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 8, 2015
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Asha (Guest) on May 31, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Nuru (Guest) on May 31, 2015
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 20, 2015
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Hamida (Guest) on May 11, 2015
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
Mwinyi (Guest) on May 6, 2015
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 28, 2015
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 27, 2015
π€£ This joke is just too good!
Fikiri (Guest) on April 20, 2015
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 20, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 19, 2015
π Iβm saving this one!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 13, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Maneno (Guest) on March 25, 2015
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeΓ±o business! πΆοΈπ€
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 24, 2015
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
Halima (Guest) on March 23, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 22, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
Mwanais (Guest) on March 22, 2015
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 19, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±