Short Answer: "Why the long face? Quack me up, clown!" π¦π€‘
Explanation: In this funny response, the duck notices that the clown seems sad or down, and tries to cheer them up by making a joke about their long face. The duck also playfully asks the clown to "quack" them up, which means to make them laugh. The combination of a duck and clown in this lighthearted interaction brings a sense of humor to the conversation. The π¦ and π€‘ emojis further emphasize the playful nature of the exchange.
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 20, 2016
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Kazija (Guest) on April 18, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
Mwachumu (Guest) on March 19, 2016
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
Salum (Guest) on March 16, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 15, 2016
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 7, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
Hekima (Guest) on March 5, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
Habiba (Guest) on February 29, 2016
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 26, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 25, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
David Kawawa (Guest) on February 24, 2016
π Iβm definitely stealing this one!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 19, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Fadhila (Guest) on February 14, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. π’π»
Yusra (Guest) on February 13, 2016
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Zakia (Guest) on February 10, 2016
π Canβt wait to share this!
Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 8, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
Nahida (Guest) on February 8, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 31, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 30, 2016
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on January 28, 2016
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 27, 2016
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. ππ¬
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 23, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 18, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 14, 2016
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Fikiri (Guest) on January 7, 2016
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Baridi (Guest) on December 19, 2015
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 16, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Rahma (Guest) on December 13, 2015
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 6, 2015
π€£ Pure genius!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 24, 2015
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 16, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
Salum (Guest) on November 13, 2015
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
James Kawawa (Guest) on November 9, 2015
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 5, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
Ann Awino (Guest) on October 31, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 28, 2015
Whatβs a witchβs favorite subject in school? Spelling! π§ββοΈπ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 27, 2015
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
David Kawawa (Guest) on October 10, 2015
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on October 7, 2015
Whatβs a vampireβs favorite fruit? A blood orange! π§ββοΈπ
Rahim (Guest) on October 3, 2015
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Furaha (Guest) on September 27, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
Salma (Guest) on September 24, 2015
π Still cracking up!
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 18, 2015
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
David Nyerere (Guest) on September 14, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 11, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 3, 2015
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Hashim (Guest) on August 31, 2015
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
Ndoto (Guest) on August 30, 2015
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
Nyota (Guest) on August 27, 2015
π Iβm saving this one!
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 16, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 11, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Baridi (Guest) on August 5, 2015
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
James Mduma (Guest) on July 31, 2015
What do you call a snowmanβs dog? A slush puppy! βπ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 22, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 11, 2015
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
Ndoto (Guest) on July 11, 2015
π This is too funny!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 21, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 15, 2015
π Perfect joke!
Yusra (Guest) on June 1, 2015
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Jabir (Guest) on May 3, 2015
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ