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What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day?

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Short Answer: "You can count on me for love, Valentine!"


Explanation: The calculator said this to express its commitment to the other calculator on Valentine's Day, using a play on words with "counting." The phrase "You can count on me" is often used to reassure someone of one's trustworthiness, but in this case, the calculator adds a twist by referring to its primary function of counting. The use of the word "love" implies affection, humorously suggesting that even calculators can have a romantic side. The cheerful tone and the emoji help enhance the lightheartedness of the response.

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Shani (Guest) on January 20, 2016

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Safiya (Guest) on January 16, 2016

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 12, 2016

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Zulekha (Guest) on January 10, 2016

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Zawadi (Guest) on January 7, 2016

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 16, 2015

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 15, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 12, 2015

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 3, 2015

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 23, 2015

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Chum (Guest) on November 17, 2015

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 7, 2015

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Francis Mrope (Guest) on November 3, 2015

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

John Lissu (Guest) on October 26, 2015

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 15, 2015

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Bahati (Guest) on October 15, 2015

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Kiza (Guest) on October 11, 2015

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Saidi (Guest) on October 11, 2015

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 8, 2015

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 30, 2015

😄 Nailed it!

David Musyoka (Guest) on September 14, 2015

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Baraka (Guest) on September 10, 2015

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 6, 2015

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 27, 2015

😂 So funny!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 21, 2015

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Masika (Guest) on August 20, 2015

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 8, 2015

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Kassim (Guest) on August 4, 2015

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 4, 2015

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 2, 2015

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 2, 2015

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 30, 2015

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Mariam (Guest) on July 30, 2015

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Chiku (Guest) on July 25, 2015

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Nasra (Guest) on July 16, 2015

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 8, 2015

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

John Kamande (Guest) on June 27, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 27, 2015

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 6, 2015

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Mgeni (Guest) on June 4, 2015

😅 I needed that laugh!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 30, 2015

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 29, 2015

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Nassor (Guest) on May 29, 2015

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 28, 2015

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Mhina (Guest) on May 26, 2015

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

James Malima (Guest) on May 18, 2015

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Nyota (Guest) on May 16, 2015

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Rahim (Guest) on May 11, 2015

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 8, 2015

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 6, 2015

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Hashim (Guest) on May 5, 2015

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 3, 2015

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 1, 2015

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 25, 2015

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Athumani (Guest) on April 25, 2015

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Nyota (Guest) on April 25, 2015

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 25, 2015

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Hassan (Guest) on April 22, 2015

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Anna Malela (Guest) on April 16, 2015

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Jabir (Guest) on April 11, 2015

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

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