What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

James Kimani (Guest) on March 19, 2016

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 16, 2016

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 1, 2016

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 24, 2016

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Jamila (Guest) on February 19, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Ramadhan (Guest) on February 5, 2016

😃 Instant mood boost!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 28, 2016

🤣 Pure genius!

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 23, 2016

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 22, 2016

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 5, 2016

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 17, 2015

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Abdullah (Guest) on December 16, 2015

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on December 1, 2015

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Farida (Guest) on November 27, 2015

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Amir (Guest) on November 27, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Mchawi (Guest) on November 25, 2015

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Mohamed (Guest) on November 23, 2015

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Maulid (Guest) on November 20, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 19, 2015

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 19, 2015

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Jamal (Guest) on November 15, 2015

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

George Tenga (Guest) on November 13, 2015

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Salima (Guest) on November 9, 2015

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Leila (Guest) on November 6, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Fatuma (Guest) on November 1, 2015

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 29, 2015

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 29, 2015

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 26, 2015

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Kheri (Guest) on October 25, 2015

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 24, 2015

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Frank Macha (Guest) on October 12, 2015

😆 That punchline was epic!

Latifa (Guest) on October 7, 2015

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Maida (Guest) on September 30, 2015

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 27, 2015

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Josephine (Guest) on September 16, 2015

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Nuru (Guest) on September 15, 2015

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Salum (Guest) on September 11, 2015

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 30, 2015

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 16, 2015

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Amani (Guest) on August 13, 2015

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 13, 2015

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 3, 2015

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Mustafa (Guest) on July 31, 2015

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Mwafirika (Guest) on July 29, 2015

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 10, 2015

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 9, 2015

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Nchi (Guest) on July 6, 2015

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Shukuru (Guest) on July 1, 2015

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Yahya (Guest) on June 27, 2015

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 24, 2015

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 19, 2015

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 8, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Rahma (Guest) on June 8, 2015

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

George Wanjala (Guest) on June 8, 2015

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

George Ndungu (Guest) on May 30, 2015

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 10, 2015

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 7, 2015

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Victor Malima (Guest) on May 2, 2015

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 1, 2015

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 25, 2015

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂