Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 11, 2024

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 9, 2024

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Shabani (Guest) on August 30, 2024

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Abdullah (Guest) on August 29, 2024

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 25, 2024

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 20, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Rukia (Guest) on August 19, 2024

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Mariam (Guest) on August 18, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 17, 2024

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 15, 2024

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 14, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 5, 2024

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Abdillah (Guest) on July 31, 2024

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

John Malisa (Guest) on July 29, 2024

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Yusuf (Guest) on July 28, 2024

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Mwajuma (Guest) on July 27, 2024

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 13, 2024

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 30, 2024

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Chum (Guest) on June 23, 2024

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 21, 2024

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Warda (Guest) on June 19, 2024

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Sekela (Guest) on June 16, 2024

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Mustafa (Guest) on May 30, 2024

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 10, 2024

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 7, 2024

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 3, 2024

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 29, 2024

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Hamida (Guest) on April 25, 2024

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on April 17, 2024

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 24, 2024

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 23, 2024

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

David Nyerere (Guest) on March 22, 2024

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 10, 2024

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on March 8, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 21, 2024

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 18, 2024

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 17, 2024

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 17, 2024

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Selemani (Guest) on February 11, 2024

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 4, 2024

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Anna Malela (Guest) on February 2, 2024

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Maida (Guest) on February 1, 2024

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 29, 2024

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 29, 2024

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Selemani (Guest) on January 14, 2024

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 29, 2023

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 26, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Hassan (Guest) on December 21, 2023

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 19, 2023

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

James Kawawa (Guest) on December 11, 2023

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 3, 2023

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Zulekha (Guest) on November 22, 2023

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on November 13, 2023

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 18, 2023

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 18, 2023

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

George Ndungu (Guest) on October 11, 2023

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 30, 2023

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

George Wanjala (Guest) on September 29, 2023

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 29, 2023

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 22, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎