Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 23, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Nyota (Guest) on September 21, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 19, 2024

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 8, 2024

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Nashon (Guest) on September 8, 2024

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Kijakazi (Guest) on August 30, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 14, 2024

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 9, 2024

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Mgeni (Guest) on August 6, 2024

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 25, 2024

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 18, 2024

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 16, 2024

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 15, 2024

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 8, 2024

😆 I’m dying over here!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 3, 2024

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 29, 2024

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 25, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Asha (Guest) on June 24, 2024

😅 I needed that!

Chiku (Guest) on June 21, 2024

😁 This is gold!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 7, 2024

😄 Nailed it!

Mohamed (Guest) on May 30, 2024

😆 This one really got me!

Makame (Guest) on May 30, 2024

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 26, 2024

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 22, 2024

😅 I needed that laugh!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 19, 2024

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Fatuma (Guest) on May 19, 2024

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 17, 2024

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Baridi (Guest) on May 1, 2024

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 29, 2024

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 21, 2024

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 19, 2024

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Selemani (Guest) on April 16, 2024

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 11, 2024

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 8, 2024

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Jamal (Guest) on April 6, 2024

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 4, 2024

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 20, 2024

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 10, 2024

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 6, 2024

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 23, 2024

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Mhina (Guest) on February 3, 2024

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Zuhura (Guest) on February 2, 2024

😆 Saving this one!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 22, 2024

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Hawa (Guest) on January 21, 2024

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Daudi (Guest) on January 16, 2024

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 10, 2024

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 7, 2024

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 3, 2024

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Abdullah (Guest) on January 2, 2024

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 22, 2023

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Sarafina (Guest) on December 20, 2023

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 20, 2023

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Jaffar (Guest) on December 7, 2023

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 21, 2023

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 12, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 11, 2023

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Ramadhan (Guest) on November 3, 2023

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Masika (Guest) on November 2, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 31, 2023

😁 Added to my favorites!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 25, 2023

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅