Nassar (Guest) on September 25, 2024

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Habiba (Guest) on September 24, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Mjaka (Guest) on September 23, 2024

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 22, 2024

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 7, 2024

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 31, 2024

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 31, 2024

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 19, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 6, 2024

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Shamsa (Guest) on August 5, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 22, 2024

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 18, 2024

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 15, 2024

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Ahmed (Guest) on July 7, 2024

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Maulid (Guest) on July 2, 2024

😅 I’m still laughing!

Muslima (Guest) on June 17, 2024

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 13, 2024

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Halima (Guest) on June 12, 2024

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 11, 2024

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 10, 2024

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 7, 2024

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Nyota (Guest) on June 6, 2024

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 6, 2024

😂 This is a keeper!

Biashara (Guest) on June 2, 2024

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 1, 2024

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Safiya (Guest) on May 31, 2024

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Issa (Guest) on May 27, 2024

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 10, 2024

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 9, 2024

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 6, 2024

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Arifa (Guest) on April 30, 2024

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Mwakisu (Guest) on April 15, 2024

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 13, 2024

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 7, 2024

😆 Still cracking up!

Rashid (Guest) on April 4, 2024

😁 This just made my day!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 26, 2024

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Kazija (Guest) on March 26, 2024

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Jamal (Guest) on March 20, 2024

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

John Malisa (Guest) on March 18, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Nchi (Guest) on March 17, 2024

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Omar (Guest) on March 16, 2024

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Robert Okello (Guest) on March 4, 2024

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 3, 2024

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 22, 2024

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Violet Mumo (Guest) on February 20, 2024

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Habiba (Guest) on February 13, 2024

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 5, 2024

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 1, 2024

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on January 31, 2024

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Zakaria (Guest) on January 30, 2024

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 21, 2024

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 21, 2024

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Salma (Guest) on January 7, 2024

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 31, 2023

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 27, 2023

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 25, 2023

😂 This is too funny!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 18, 2023

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Mgeni (Guest) on December 6, 2023

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Baraka (Guest) on December 3, 2023

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Mwakisu (Guest) on November 22, 2023

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌