The banker's favorite player on the football team was...the "cointerback"! 🤑🏈
Explanation: The term "cointerback" is a playful combination of the words "coin" and "quarterback." It's a funny way to suggest that the banker's favorite player was the one who could handle both money (coins) and the important position of quarterback. The use of the money-related term adds a humorous twist. The emoji adds to the cheerfulness and playfulness of the answer.
Zakia (Guest) on September 8, 2024
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Sultan (Guest) on September 6, 2024
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 22, 2024
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Jamal (Guest) on August 22, 2024
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Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 18, 2024
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Abdullah (Guest) on August 6, 2024
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Kahina (Guest) on July 30, 2024
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Mohamed (Guest) on July 28, 2024
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Issa (Guest) on July 28, 2024
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Amani (Guest) on July 22, 2024
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Jabir (Guest) on July 9, 2024
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Khamis (Guest) on June 6, 2024
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Frank Macha (Guest) on June 5, 2024
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Umi (Guest) on June 4, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Shani (Guest) on June 4, 2024
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
John Mushi (Guest) on May 19, 2024
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 10, 2024
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 1, 2024
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Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 24, 2024
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 21, 2024
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Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 11, 2024
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Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 11, 2024
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Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 7, 2024
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 3, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 26, 2024
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 24, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 10, 2024
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 5, 2024
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 3, 2024
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Mchuma (Guest) on February 29, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 25, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Muslima (Guest) on February 18, 2024
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Kijakazi (Guest) on February 12, 2024
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Halima (Guest) on January 25, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Arifa (Guest) on January 16, 2024
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Baridi (Guest) on January 9, 2024
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Juma (Guest) on January 6, 2024
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 30, 2023
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Kiza (Guest) on December 29, 2023
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Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 26, 2023
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Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 26, 2023
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 20, 2023
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Mwinyi (Guest) on December 18, 2023
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
John Mwangi (Guest) on November 29, 2023
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Shukuru (Guest) on November 26, 2023
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 11, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 8, 2023
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Robert Okello (Guest) on November 6, 2023
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Warda (Guest) on November 5, 2023
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Asha (Guest) on November 3, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Juma (Guest) on November 2, 2023
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Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 26, 2023
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Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 4, 2023
😆 That punchline was epic!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 3, 2023
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Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 30, 2023
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒