Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 25, 2024

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 31, 2024

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Zubeida (Guest) on August 21, 2024

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 14, 2024

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Sekela (Guest) on July 28, 2024

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 11, 2024

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Hekima (Guest) on July 2, 2024

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 29, 2024

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Muslima (Guest) on June 17, 2024

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 14, 2024

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 12, 2024

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 6, 2024

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 2, 2024

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Kazija (Guest) on June 1, 2024

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 30, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 26, 2024

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Samuel Were (Guest) on May 18, 2024

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 17, 2024

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 13, 2024

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 8, 2024

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Safiya (Guest) on April 21, 2024

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 20, 2024

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Hawa (Guest) on April 6, 2024

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Mariam (Guest) on March 26, 2024

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 25, 2024

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Samuel Were (Guest) on March 23, 2024

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Makame (Guest) on March 21, 2024

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Baridi (Guest) on March 18, 2024

😄 Perfect joke!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 12, 2024

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 29, 2024

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 29, 2024

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Nyota (Guest) on February 22, 2024

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Janet Wambura (Guest) on February 11, 2024

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Baraka (Guest) on February 10, 2024

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Selemani (Guest) on February 7, 2024

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 18, 2024

😅 I’m still laughing!

Juma (Guest) on January 11, 2024

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Rabia (Guest) on December 31, 2023

😆 This one really got me!

Maimuna (Guest) on December 16, 2023

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 23, 2023

😄 Too good!

Sofia (Guest) on November 20, 2023

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Mustafa (Guest) on November 6, 2023

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 18, 2023

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Samuel Were (Guest) on October 17, 2023

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 12, 2023

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 6, 2023

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Fadhili (Guest) on October 2, 2023

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

David Nyerere (Guest) on September 19, 2023

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on September 12, 2023

😁 This made my day!

Rabia (Guest) on September 11, 2023

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 8, 2023

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 31, 2023

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 22, 2023

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 2, 2023

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Kheri (Guest) on July 30, 2023

😂 This joke just made my day!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 27, 2023

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Mwanais (Guest) on July 25, 2023

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 22, 2023

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 16, 2023

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 7, 2023

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂