What has 18 legs and catches flies?

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 15, 2024

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Rahim (Guest) on September 10, 2024

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Irene Makena (Guest) on September 6, 2024

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

David Chacha (Guest) on August 31, 2024

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Rahim (Guest) on August 31, 2024

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 31, 2024

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 24, 2024

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 9, 2024

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Baraka (Guest) on August 8, 2024

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 30, 2024

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 25, 2024

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Rashid (Guest) on July 22, 2024

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Mwafirika (Guest) on July 21, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 19, 2024

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Irene Makena (Guest) on July 18, 2024

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Rehema (Guest) on July 10, 2024

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Mohamed (Guest) on July 9, 2024

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 6, 2024

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 16, 2024

😂 I’m dying!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 25, 2024

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 22, 2024

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Issa (Guest) on May 17, 2024

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Halima (Guest) on May 13, 2024

😂 This joke just made my day!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 10, 2024

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Ali (Guest) on May 4, 2024

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Neema (Guest) on April 26, 2024

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 14, 2024

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Frank Macha (Guest) on April 14, 2024

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Ibrahim (Guest) on April 5, 2024

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 26, 2024

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 23, 2024

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 21, 2024

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Mwachumu (Guest) on March 19, 2024

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Athumani (Guest) on March 14, 2024

😆 This one really got me!

Mtumwa (Guest) on March 13, 2024

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on March 7, 2024

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Bakari (Guest) on February 26, 2024

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 24, 2024

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 18, 2024

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 13, 2024

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Yusuf (Guest) on February 9, 2024

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 6, 2024

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

David Musyoka (Guest) on January 26, 2024

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 22, 2024

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 31, 2023

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Raha (Guest) on December 30, 2023

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 30, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 18, 2023

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Wande (Guest) on December 17, 2023

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 12, 2023

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 11, 2023

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Sofia (Guest) on December 2, 2023

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 23, 2023

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 13, 2023

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 5, 2023

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

David Ochieng (Guest) on October 31, 2023

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 30, 2023

😅 I needed that laugh!

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 26, 2023

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 18, 2023

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 14, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔