Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:12:11 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Eti kuna mkaka alitembelewa na mama yake mzazi. Wakiwa sebuleni yeye, mama na mke wake, mke wake akaanza kuonekana tofauti kama vile anajiskia vibaya. Akaenda chumbani. Baada ya muda mfupi yule mkaka akamfuata. Wakakaa sana huko kisha mkaka akarudi sebuleni kuendelea kuongea na mama yake. Lakini zipu ya suruali yake ilikuwa wazi. Mama akamuuliza, mkeo anaendeleaje? Akamuambia, anajisikia vzr sasa. Nimempa panadol. Mama akatabasamu na kumwambia mwanaye, sawa. Lakini siku nyingine ukishatoa panadol ukumbuke kufunga pharmacy😂😂

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:44:57 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

👉Ujinga wa ndoto ndiyo huu
••Utaota umeokota dolla ukiamka empty…
••Utaota umeokota dhahabu ukiamka kitandani patupu daadeeki OTA Sasa UMEKOJOA…..
😂😂😂😂😂😂

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:46:58 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

*Hadith ya Shemdoe na Mwalimu wa English:*

*Teacher:* `Who is a pharmacist?`

*Shemdoe:* 👆🏿 _(raised up his hand.)_

*Teacher:* `So it’s only Shemdoe that can tell who a pharmacist is in this class? Thus, no body else to answer the question except Shemdoe?`

_(There was no reply from the students)_

*Teacher:* `Ok. now Shemdoe, chukua hii fimbo, charaza vilaza hawa wote kila mmoja viboko 3.`

*Shemdoe* _(akiwa amevimba kichwa, akawatwanga viboko vitatu vitatu vya kushiba darasa nzima)_

*Teacher:* `Now, my dear Shemdoe tell this dumb students, who a pharmacist is…?`

*Shemdoe:* `Yes, sir. a Pharmacist is a farmer who assists people.`

_*Shemdoe sasa hivi amelazwa MOI kwa wataalam wa mifupa*_😀😀😀

Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:15 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

1. wewe Dada unaturingia nini na matiti yako mawili , mbwa pia ana matiti nane na haturingii eboo !!!! 2. Ka wafikiri Una haraka sana Shuka ukimbie. 3. Nauli kulipa lazima ,Chenji ukikumbuka. 4. Kutapika ndani ndani ya Daladala fain 250/= ,ukijamba pia 250/= ,Sasa jamba tukujue viti vina alarm!… 5.Hatujasema wewe ni Mnene ila Ukikalia SITI mbili Lipia…. 6. Hio Elfu kumi yako nenda nunua avocado upake alafu uteleze hadi posta ,nauli ya daladala ni 350/=. 7. usifungue dirisha ungetaka upepo ungepanda pikipiki.. 8. wewe Dada hebu sogea hukoo, Unaringa nini wakati asubuhi hii umeoga na sabuni ya kuoshea vyombo…

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:07:29 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Unakuta MTU mwaka Mzima

Umehudhuria, birthday parties 20 , misiba 30,

Mikutano kanisani 40, Ndoa 80 na bado uko Single Kwani wewe ni turubai jaman??

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:43 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Zuzu: Mambo Anna!
Anna: Poa!
Zuzu: Kuna kitu nataka nikuonyeshe…
Anna: Kitu gan?
Zuzu: Twende chumbani kwako (wakaenda)
Anna: Haya nionyeshe…

Zuzu: Funga mlango na madirisha kwanza (akafunga)
Anna: Haya nionyeshe sasa!..
Zuzu: Zima taa kwanza (akazima)
Anna: Mhm…nionyeshe sasa!
Zuzu: Haya njoo hapa kitandani…
Anna: Ok, nionyeshe!
Zuzu: Ona nimenunua saa ambayo inawaka yenyewe gizani… Acha mawazo mabaya ww???

Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:54:39 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Hiki ndiyo kifo.

KIFO NI NINI..

Kifo ni pale girlfriend wako anapofanya fujo Club akiwatukana MABAUSA Huku akisema

"BABY WANGU HATA HAWAOGOPI"

😀😀😀😀

Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:36 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Phone call gal: hellow Boy: sweety mambo vipi? Girl: poa Boy: utakuwa free weekend? nilikuwa nataka uje nyumbani Girl: oh sorry ctoweza kuja sababu kuna haruc ya aunt yangu Boy: kama ni hivyo sawa nilikuwa nataka nikufanyie sapraiz nimekununulia BLACKBERRY. Girl: oh ucjal ntakuja na hata ntalala huko huko Boy: na haruc je? Girl: nilikuwa nakutania Boy: hata mi nilikuwa nakutania

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:27 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Leo nimeenda mahakamani, mara judge akasema..
Order! Order…
Mimi na kiherehere changu nikasema.. Chapati .. Maziwa na ovacado tatu …
Nimewekwa kwa karoom kengine hapa kanagiza..
i think wananiandalia chapati
😀😁😀😁😀😁😀😁😂

Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:00:33 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Foleni ndeeeeefu jamaa yupo kwenye daladala anaenda kazini kaona heri amuandikie boss wake msg kumtaarifu kuwa atachelewa ile anatakubofya SEND kibaka akaipitia simu. Jamaa kaishia kupga kelele "bonyeza send, bonyeza send wewe" abiria wote hawana mbavu