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Angalia huyu jamaa alivyoachika na msichana wake kwa kujidai kuongea kingereza na mwishowe kuchanganya maneno

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MSICHANA: Mbona jana nimekupigia simu hujapokea?
JAMAA: please beby forget me.
MSichAnA: eeeh unaniambia hivo mimi?
JAMAA: nakuomba sana forget me.
MSICHANA: aya bwana poa maisha mema.

Msichana anakata simu jamaa ndo ananiuliza.”sasa
sijui amekasirikia lipi?” Mi nikamwambia we zuzu
umemwambia AKUSAHAU, dah, kumbe
ningemwambiaje? hahaha, ungemwambia
ForgivE me! au Ungesema Tu NaombA nSameHe.

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Utajuaje kama unachoangalia ni filamu ya kibongo!!!!

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Angalia hivi

-Mlinzi wa Getini lazima awe chizi
-Mtu yupo kijijini, maisha magumu ana Wave
kichwani.
-Kama bosi atakuwa na kampuni basi ni lazima
itakuwa ya Clearing and Forwading au ya uuzaji
Magari.
-Lazima waende Kununua nguo.
-Jambazi lazima avae koti lefu jeusi na Miwani.
-Mtu akichapwa kofi huangukia kwenye kochi
ama kitandani.
-Actress huwa hawapiki hata chai.
-Kwa mdada akiishi maisha ya kitajiri lazima
avae nguo inayoishia mapajani.
-Actress even after 5 yeas utakuta staili ya
nywele na rangi za kucha ni zile zile.
-Anaweka Sumu alafu anaonja kama imekolea.
-Movie zote wapenzi huitana Baby..
-Main actor wote ni wafanya biashara na lazima
wataongelea mizigo kutoka bandarini.
-Wakinywa Soda basi lazima wabakishe.

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Huyu mgeni wa huyu jamaa ni shida

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Pale unapokuwa umefulia sana…

Mgeni anakutembelea Maskani kwako….Unaamua Kuchukua Ile Sh 600 iliyobaki na kwenda Dukani Kumnunulia Soda Unaondoka na Chupa Mbili Unanunua Fanta Moja kwaajil ya Mgeni na Ile Chupa ya Sprite Unaijaza Maji ili Ukirudi Uweze kumpa Kampani Mgeni……Unafika Seblen Unampa Ile soda ya Fanta Mgeni anakuambia Fanta huwa situmii Nipe hiyo sprite …..Bwana….Bwana. …Bwana….Weee 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Kapresha kakiamua kuja kanakujaga tuu, cheki kilichompata huyu mme wa mtu mpenda michepuko

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Kimchepuko chako kinakuandikia meseji kama hii…

…Samahani baby kama unavyojua nimeokoka ,nimetubu kanisani lakini nabii kaniambia niwaombe msamaha wote niliowakosea.

Nimemkosea sana mkeo kwa kumwibia mumewe na nimepanga kuja kumwomba msamaha kesho ntakuja na nabii na Mchumba wangu mpya nilie mpata kanisani.

Samahani kwa usumbufu uliojitokeza lakini hilo ni kwa ajili ya utukufu wa bwana!!!

Wako Manka wa Magorofani😅😅

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Tofauti ya mke na mchepuko!!!

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MKE NA MCHEPUKO.

Mke ni kama Tv na Mchepuko ni kama Simu.
Nyumbani unaangalia Tv lakini ukitoka unatoka na simu.

Mara chache unafurahia Tv lakini Muda mrefu unacheza na simu yako.

Tv ni bure kwa maisha yako yote, lakini Simu kama hujalipia hupati huduma.

Tv ni kubwa nzito na wakati wote ni ya zamani. Lakini simu ni nzuri, nyembamba, na ni rahisi kubeba.

Gharama za huduma za tv ni ndogo sana, Lakini gharama za huduma za Simu ni kubwa na pia ni lazima kuzitimiza.

Tv ina remote lakini Simu haina.

Kitu muhimu zaidi simu ina njia mbili za kuwasiliana unaongea na unasikiliza lakini Tv unalazimika kusikiliza hata kama hutaki au unataka.

Unaweza kununua Tv mara moja na ukatumia kwa kipindi kirefu lakini Simu mara zote unabadilisha inategemea na fasheni.

Ya mwisho na ya kuzingatia

Tv haina Virusi lakini Simu inayo.

KUWA MAKINI.

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Kilichotokea baada ya polisi wa kibongo kukutana na mwizi mzungu

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POLISI KAKAMATA MZUNGU ‘yestaday I saw u at ze maize shop..(jana nilikuona dukani kwa muhindi) when u saw me u started 2 six six.(uliponiona ulianza ku-sitasita) u ran n decided 2 plant a car.(ulikimbia na ukaamua kupanda gari) zen u pot-cry me through ze window.(kisha ukanichungulia dirishani) now sleep down n snake well b4 I cut u a millet.(sasa lala chini kisha nyooka vizuri kabla sijakukata mtama) Chezea lugha wewe..!!!

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