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Chezea paka wewe, Angalia kilichomkuta huyu na paka wake

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Jamaa alichukua paka wake na kwenda kumtupa
mbal,aliporudi nyumban alimkuta paka
amekwisharudi,jamaa alikasirika sana.

Siku ya 2
akamchukua na kwenda naye zaid ya kilometa 50
akapiga chochoro za kutosha kisha
akamtupa,akaanza safar ya kurud nyumban
baada ya muda akampigia cm mkewe.Vp mke
wangu huyo paka yupo? MKE:Ndio mume wangu
tena ametulia hapa kwan imekuaje? JAMAA:hebu
mpe cm anielekeze njia ya kurud nimepotea😳

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Sababu ya jamaa kujiita fara ugenini

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MZEE:”sasa huyu mgeni sijui alale wap?”
MKE:”saa hizi ni usiku akalale na Bebi.”
jamaa akaona huyo Bebi pengne mtoto anakojoa kitandani au akalia asije msumbua usiku
JAMAA:”msipate tabu mi ntalala hapa kwenye kochi” akalala
asubh wanakunywa chai akaibuka mrembo,jamaa akapigwa bumbuwazi almanusra ajimwagie chai.
BINTI:”Naitwa BEBI,we unaitwa nani?”
Jamaa akasema mimi naitwa Fara…..!

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Alichofanya mke baada ya mme wake kupenda kumchunga sana

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Alifanya hivi;
Siku ya kwanza

MUME: Halooo vipi mke wangu salama weye?.
MKE: Salama tu
MUME: Uko wapi?
MKE: Jamani si niko nyumbani
MUME: Mhh kama kweli uko nyumbani washa blender nisikie…..mke­ akawasha blender
MKE: Umesikia?
MUME: Okay haya mi natoka kazini naja

Siku ya pili
MUME: Vipi mko salama huko?
MKE: Tupo kama ulivyotuacha
MUME: kwani uko wapi?
MKE: Niko nyumbani napika
MUME: Washa brender kama kweli uko nyumbani
Mke akawasha blender
MKE: Umesikia?
MUME: Poa ntarudi baada ya masaa mawili

Siku sita baadae mume akaamua kurudi bila kumtaarifu mkewe alipofika home kamkuta mdada wa kazi yuko peke yake.
MUME: We mama yako yuko wapi?
MDADA: Sijui ameondoka na blender toka asubuhi

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Kilichotokea Baada ya mlevi na mchungaji kukutana

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MCHUNGAJI; “Unakunywa bia!?
MLEVI; “Ndio.
MCHUNGAJI; “Kwa siku unakunywa bia ngapi!?

MLEVI; “Nakunywa bia tano!
MCHUNGAJI; “Bia moja bei gani!?
MLEVU; “2500/
MCHUNGAJI; “Ulianza lini kunywa bia!?
MLEVI; “Miaka 18 iliyopita!

MCHUNGAJI; “Kwa hiyo kwa siku unatumia zaidi ya 10,000??
MLEVI; “Ndio!
MCHUNGAJI; “Kama u gekuwa unatunza hiyo pesa 10,000 kwa siku leo hii si ungekuwa na Range Rover!?
MLEVI; “Samahani, naweza kukuuliza swali!?
MCHUNGAJI; “Uliza!
MLEVI; “Unakunywa bia!?
MCHUNGAJI; “Hapana!
MLEVI; “Nionyeshe Range Rover yako!
MCHUNGAJI; “akasepa”

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Hii ndio ndoto ya harusi ya kila msichana anayotamani

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GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu itakuwaje?
BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja nikupe kionjo kidogo tu
GIRL: Enhee…
BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga zizi zima la ng’ombe napeleka kwa babu yako
GIRL: Ooh baby u care..
BOY: Siyo hivyo tu, baba yako ntamnunulia Range Rover Sport na mama mkwe ntampa Range Rover Evoque
GIRL: Baby u are awesome…
BOY: Halagu mdogo wako wa kiume ntampa Prado Tx, na hapo nimesukutua tu mdomo sijaanza kula….
GIRL: Enhee…na sisi??

BOY: Sisi tutachukua mtaa mzima Oysterbay, kila wiki tutaishi nyumba tofauti
Halafu siku ya harusi yetu tutakodi zile meli zinabeba makontena ndiyo iwe ukumbi wetu, itatupeleka hadi Maldives
GIRL: Baby I love you
BOY: Tukitoka hapo tunaenda honeymoon Bahamas….halafu tunaenda Taiwan shopping ya fenicha, kisha Japan shopping ua electronics, halafu tunaenda Dubai nikununulie vito vya thamani
GIRL: Ooh my sweetheart…halafu tukitoka huko??
BOY: Tukitoka huko nachukua ndoo ya maji nakumwagia uzinduke usingizini na ndoto yako imeishia hapo


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