Tabia za wachepukaji

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WACHEPUKAJI WENGI WANATABIA HIZI

1.Hachezi mbali na simu yake kila wakati.
2.Inbox na sending items hufutwa kila
wakati.
3.Ukimuomba simu yake ghafla lazima
akwambie hebu
kwanza…….
4. Kamwe haiiti always vaibration.
5. Namba nyingi ha save.
6. Kuna simu hapokei hata
iweje….anapenda sms zaidi
7.Majina mengi kwenye simu yameseviwa
kwa majina ya
kufikirika.
8.Muda mwingi ni mtu wakujihami.
9.Anapenda password na anabadili mara
kwa mara.
10.Akiazima simu yako, akitumia tu
anafuta dial no
haraka.
11.Always yuko na simu…..hadi bafuni
ikibidi.
12. Anajazba ukimuuliza chochote kuhusu
simu….anajishtukia.
13. Akiwa anachati anakuangalia mara kwa
mara
kiwiziwizi
14. Hana jeuri ya kukuweka profile picture
na akikuweka
humalizi masaa anakudampu huko
Hapa kuna ukweli asilimia millioni moja
kabisa
Share na washikaji zako😜😜😜😜😜

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Angalia ndoto nyingine zilivyo na Majanga

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Ndoto zingine bwana usiombe zikupate

Mimi usiku wa kuamkia Leo nikiwa nimelala nimeota naendesha gari Yangu aina ya BMW mpya Mara gafla ikakwama kwenye tope .hivyo ikabidi nishuke ili kuisukuma loh! Yani kudadeki ile kuamka nikakuta nimesukuma kitanda hadi sebleni Daaa ilinisikitisha sana jiangalie sana sese hivi ndio narudisha kitanda chumbani .angalizo angalia ndoto unazo ota unaweza kuota upo baharini ukaamka unajikukuta unaogelea kwenye Jaba la Maji shauri yako.

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Kuwa na Binti aliyeacha shule

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Kuwa na binti aliyeacha shule ni BALAA.

Anaweza kukuacha kwa staili ileile alotumia kuacha SHULE

😅😅😅😅😅

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Namna wazazi wanavyoongea na mabinti katika umri tofauti

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Miaka 13: Usipende wavulana ni wabaya.
Miaka 18: Sitaki nikuone na yule mvulana tena!
Miaka 23: Lini utatuletea mchumba wako?
Miaka 26: Wenzio wanaolewa.
Miaka 30: Tumekuambia kwamba acha
kuchagua sana wanaume, hutaki kusikia!
Miaka 33: Kuna mtu wa Mungu yupo kule
anaombea unaweza kupata mchumba
Miaka 36: At least pata mtoto mmoja.
Miaka 39: We will take care of all the wedding
bills…yeyote ni sawa sisi tutagharamia kila kitu mwanetu wee mlete tu .
Miaka 45: hivi kweli nani alikuroga.?

😂😂😂 changamkia fulsa umri ukifika

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Nilichokifanya leo

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Leo nmemlipa konda nauli, akasahau kunishusha kituoni. Na mimi nkakaa KIMYAAA kumkomoa…..

nataka ujinga kwan mimi😆😆😆

Sahv narudi zangu kwa mguu😩

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Usichokijua kuhusu sungura, panya na jamii yao

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JE WAJUA?

Sungura, panya na Jamii zao huwa na mwendo wa kukimbia na kuruka muda wote na umri wao wa kuishi ni miaka 15. Kobe ni mnyama mwenda pole, asiye na papara wala pilika, muda mwingi hujificha na kupumzika ndani ya jumba lake akikwepa maadui. Umri wa kuishi kobe hufikia hadi miaka 300.
FUNZO: Mazoezi ni kiinimacho na uongo mtupu. Jipumzikie mwaya!!!
🏃🏾🏃🏿‍

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Huyu mchaga kazidi sasa, angalia anavyomfanya huyu mbuzi

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Mchaga alinunua mbuzi akamwambia mpishi Nyama nusu ipike pilau na ingine itie kwenye friza. Kichwa fanya supu, miguu fanya mchuzi chukuchuku. Ngozi usitupe tutafanya mswala, utumbo pikia ndizi na mifupa tutawauzia wenye mbwa. Kinyesi kihifadhi kwa mbolea ya bustani.

Mpishi akamuuliza Hutaki na sauti ya mbuzi tufanye ring tone kwenye simu yako? Mchaga akajibu Yesuu! hivi inawezekana? bac fanya hivyo tuwauzie na wengine hiyo ringtone. Chezeya mchaga!

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Cha kufanya mpenzi wako akikuacha

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Kumkomoa…

MPENZI WAKO AKIKUACHA BILA SABABU CHUKUA SIMU MPIGIE MAMA AKE MWAMBIE MWANAO AMEKUFA UWEZI…. KULIA PEKE YAKO🤒

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Nimeitoa sehemu

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If…
99 is: Ninety nine,
88 is: Eighty eight,
77 is: Seventy seven,
66 is: Sixty six,
55 is: Fifty five,
44 is: Forty four,
33 is: Thirty three,
22 is: Twenty two,
Why 11 not Onety one?

Wazungu msitufanye Vilaza….!! 😂 😂 😂 😂
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Mungu anawaona

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Baada ya kuulizwa nani anapenda kwenda peponi, haya ndiyo yalikua majibu ya wanafunzi

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Wanafunzi waliulizwa na mwalimu nani angependa kwenda peponi? Wote wakanyosha ila mmoja tu alipokwenda nyumbani akamuelezea mamake, mamake akamuuliza je wewe ulinyosha mtoto hapana mama yule mama akamuuliza kwanini.

mtoto kwa sababu mama uliniambia nikitoka shule nije moja kwa moja mpaka nyumbani nisiende kokote

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Eti wanadamu walikuja vipi duniani

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Mtoto wa miaka sita alimuuliza babake:
MTOTO: Baa, eti sisi wanadamu tulikuja vipi
duniani?
BABA: Mungu alimuumba Nabii Adam na Hawa.
Kisha wao wakaanza kuzaa watoto na watoto
wakazaa mpaka tukazaliwa sisi. (Mtoto hakuridhika
akamfuta mamake)
MTOTO: Mma, eti sisi wanadamu tulikuja vipi
duniani?
MAMA: Wanasayansi wamesema sisi tulitokana na
manyani baadae tukawa binadamu. (Mtoto akarudi
kwa baba)
MTOTO: Baa mbona mama ansema sisi tulikuwa
manyani mwanzo?Au wanidanganya?
BABA: Mwanangu, mimi nimekuelezea kuhusu ukoo
wetu. Mamako amekuelezea kuhusu ukoo wao😂😂🚶🏼🚶🏼🚶🏼

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Wadada lenu hili. Mimi sipo

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Wadada kama una sura mbaya subiri NEEMA YA BWANA..Sio kutuambia mna uzuri wa Ndani usioonekana..Sisi ni Wanaume,Sio MINYOO

😂😂😂😂

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Sio kwa wivu huu

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Wanawake nilianza kuwachukia tokea shule ya msingi.

Ni pale mwanamke wangu aliponiacha na kwenda kwa jamaa mwenye kichongeo kipya …inauma sanaa…

WANAWAKE SIO WATU WA MCHEZO MCHEZO ASEEE Bac tuu

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Kilichonitokea leo baada ya kuona nungunungu

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Baada ya kukaa mda mlefu sijamuona nungu’nungu leo nikakuna nae nikajisikia furaha sana,

nikaona bora niende nikamkumbatie !! kutokana na kukaa cku nyingi sijamuona!
Dah! Alichonifanyia nung nung sitokisahau !!!

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Kweli mitandao imeharibu watu, angalia huyu anachokisema sasa

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😂😂 kweli nimeamin mitandao inahribu watu

Leo kuna jamaa kamuona Dada akipita barabaran kapendeza jamaa kamwendea Dada akamwambia!
Dada nice photo 😂😂😂😂

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Angalia haya mazungumzo ya msichana na mvulana, mapenzi ya ajabu haya

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Demu: Hny mambo jamani!
Man: Safi nipe habari wangu wa moyo
Demu:Wafanya kazi gani vile wangu?
Man: Ni fundi wa kufunga ATM
Demu: Wow dont tel me i love you myn mwa mwa mwaaaaah

Man: Mbona wafurahia?
Demu: Nami natamani kuja kufanya kazi za kibenki.
Man: Itakua poa sana nami natamani pia
Demu: Hee si umesema wafanya kazi ya kufunga ATM?
Man: Hukunielewa mie ninafunga mashine na za kunulia condom kwenye bar
Demu: nipishe huko

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Amri za chuo

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Ndio hizi sasa

1.Hicho ndicho chuo chako usiwe na chuo kingine ila hicho.
2.Usilitaje bure jna la chuo chako mana utawaumiza wengine.
3.Ikumbuke cku uliyochaguliwa na kuiheshimu.
4.Waheshimu tcu, bodi ya mkopo na uongoz wa chuo ili upate kuendelea kuwepo chuon.
5.Usisapu
6.Usidisko
7.Usitumie mkopo ovyo.
8.Usitaman chuo cha mwenzio
9.Usitamani fakat ya mwenzio
10. Usitaman bumu lake wala chochote alichonacho. hahaha chezea chuo weye!

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Huyu mchungaji ni noma, cheki alichomwambia pedeshe

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Mchungaji kamfuata pedeshe moja maarufu kwa
kumwaga pesa kwenye kumbi za muziki;
MCHUNGAJI: Kijana, tuko katika harakati za
kujenga kanisa, jitafutie nafasi katika ufalme wa
mbingu kwa kuchangia ujenzi huu. Na Mungu
atakubariki zaidi

PEDESHE: Samahani Mchungaji haitakuwa vizuri
mimi kuchangia kanisa, fedha zangu ni haramu,
huwa nazipata kwa utapeli na kuuza madawa ya
kulevya.
MCHUNGAJI: Yote ni heri, pesa yako tutatumia
kwa kujenga eneo la choo we toa tu!!!

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Mkalimani alivyoharibu ibada ya leo

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Leo nikaamua niingie misa ya asubuhi kwenye kanisa moja la kilokole kulikua na ugeni wa mchungaji kutoka Bulgaria, Mahubiri yameanza saa 1 asubuhi hali ikawa kama hivi:

MCHUNGAJI: My name is Pastor Livingstone
MKALIMANi: Kwa jina naitwa mchungaji Jiwe linaloishi
MCHUNGAJI: We thank God for All goals we set by our hands
MKALIMANI: Tunamshukuru Mungu kwa Magoli yote tuliyoweka kwa Mkono

Hivi navyoongea kanisa halina viti waumini wote tumekimbia nje naona Mkalimani amebaki na kiatu cha kushoto tu.
Sunday joke

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Angalia huyu mke wa mtu anavyojichanganya hadi kwa mme wake

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MUME: “Mke wangu nasikia John katembea na wake za watu wooote hapa mtaani kasoro mmoja tu!”

MKE: “Mmmh! basi huyo aliebaki atakuwa MAMA MBILINGE KISIKI, maana yule mama ndo ANAJIFANYAGA MGUMU sanaaa.!!”

Je, huyu mama angekuwa mkeo ungekuwa na swali lingine la kumuuliza?

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Empathy in Action: Sharing Life's Joys and Sorrows

The simple biblical verse, "Rejoice with those who rejoice; mourn with those who mourn" (Romans 12:15), speaks volumes about the profound importance of empathy in human relationships. It's a call to action, urging us to actively participate in the emotional lives of others, to be present not just in body, but also in spirit, offering genuine connection during both celebratory and difficult times.

Sharing in joy involves more than simply offering a polite congratulations. It means truly celebrating another's success, feeling their happiness alongside them. It might involve attending a joyous occasion, offering heartfelt congratulations, actively listening to their excitement, or simply being a supportive presence that amplifies their positive emotions. This active participation strengthens bonds and creates a sense of shared experience that enriches lives.

Similarly, sharing in mourning is far more than a perfunctory expression of sympathy. It requires genuine compassion, a willingness to acknowledge and validate the pain of others. This might manifest as attending a funeral, offering a listening ear during a time of grief, providing practical support during a difficult period, or simply offering a comforting presence without judgment. Active mourning acknowledges the depth of sorrow, offering solace and a sense that the grieving person isn't alone in their experience.

The practice of both rejoicing and mourning with others isn't merely a social nicety; it's a fundamental aspect of building strong and meaningful relationships. It demonstrates a deep understanding of human connection, a recognition that our emotional experiences are intertwined. By actively participating in the emotional lives of others, we deepen our bonds and create a supportive network that allows us to navigate life's ups and downs with greater resilience and understanding.

In our increasingly fast-paced and often isolating world, the act of sharing in both joy and mourning becomes even more crucial. It reminds us of the inherent interconnectedness of human experience and underscores the profound impact of genuine empathy. Taking the time to celebrate with others and to comfort those in need not only enriches their lives but also deepens our own understanding of compassion and strengthens the fabric of our communities.

Therefore, let us strive to be more than passive observers of life's events. Let us actively engage with the emotional landscape of those around us, offering our support and presence in times of both jubilation and heartache. By embodying the spirit of Romans 12:15, we cultivate stronger relationships, enrich our own lives, and build a more compassionate and connected world. The rewards of this empathetic engagement far outweigh the effort, fostering a deeper sense of belonging and mutual support.

This active participation in the emotional lives of others is not merely a suggestion; it's a path towards fostering deeper, more meaningful connections and building a more compassionate world. It's a commitment to shared humanity and a powerful demonstration of the strength found in empathy and connection.

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Vituko Vya Mchana Huu

Kuwa na binti aliyeacha shule ni BALAA.

Anaweza kukuacha kwa staili ileile alotumia kuacha SHULE

Leo nmemlipa konda nauli, akasahau kunishusha kituoni. Na mimi nkakaa KIMYAAA kumkomoa…..

*nataka ujinga kwan mimi😆😆😆*

Sahv narudi zangu kwa mguu😩

Wadada kama una sura mbaya subiri NEEMA YA BWANA..Sio kutuambia mna uzuri wa Ndani usioonekana..Sisi ni Wanaume,Sio MINYOO

Empathy in Action: Sharing Life's Joys and Sorrows

nataka ujinga kwan mimi😆😆😆