UNATOKA SEBULENI UNAENDA ZAKO CHOONI UNAINGIA TU HIVI GHAFLA UNAKUTANA NA MZIGO MKUBWA WA MAVI JUU YA CHOO ALAFU UNAAMUA KURUDI ZAKO ILE UNATOKA TU UNAMUONA DEMU MZURI ULIYEMTONGOZA JANA ANAKUJA KUINGIA CHOO ULICHOTOKA WW NA KINA MZIGO WA MAVI JUU NA AMEKUONA WW NDIO UMETOKA MLE NDANI ..unaamua kurudi ili uka flash bahat mby maji hakuna.!!!
😁😁😁HAPO NDIO UTAJUA KWANINI SIKU HIZI HATUPENDI UJINGA😆😆😆😆
WACHEPUKAJI WENGI WANATABIA HIZI
1.Hachezi mbali na simu yake kila wakati.
2.Inbox na sending items hufutwa kila
wakati.
3.Ukimuomba simu yake ghafla lazima
akwambie hebu
kwanza…….
4. Kamwe haiiti always vaibration.
5. Namba nyingi ha save.
6. Kuna simu hapokei hata
iweje….anapenda sms zaidi
7.Majina mengi kwenye simu yameseviwa
kwa majina ya
kufikirika.
8.Muda mwingi ni mtu wakujihami.
9.Anapenda password na anabadili mara
kwa mara.
10.Akiazima simu yako, akitumia tu
anafuta dial no
haraka.
11.Always yuko na simu…..hadi bafuni
ikibidi.
12. Anajazba ukimuuliza chochote kuhusu
simu….anajishtukia.
13. Akiwa anachati anakuangalia mara kwa
mara
kiwiziwizi
14. Hana jeuri ya kukuweka profile picture
na akikuweka
humalizi masaa anakudampu huko
Hapa kuna ukweli asilimia millioni moja
kabisa
Share na washikaji zako😜😜😜😜😜
Kuna mchepuko nilimtumia nauli jana ili aje,.kwang sasa leo kaniambia eti ” nimesahau ile line yenye M-pesa home plz nitumie tena kwa tigo mpenz””!! Me nikajifanya chizi nikatuma Kule kule kwenye voda (aliosema kaacha home) Nikatuma huko message ivi “nikuongezee Sh. Ngapi tena mpenz..!!” Akanjbu “elfu 20,000 tu mpenzi” Mtuhurumie jamani 😂😂😂
Kuna mtu kanikera et nmemkubalia urafiki Leo tu Facebook anataka kujua kabila langu
Bac akajifanya mjanjaa et akaniuliza mbu kwenu mnawaitaje
Mimi nkamjibu hatuwaiti wanakujaga wenyewe
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Si kwamba cjamuelewa ila sipendagi Ujinga Mimi
Kuishi kijijini kunahitaji moyo sana
..unaenda kuoga, unakumbuka kuwa umesahau sabuni…unaenda kuchukua sabuni kurudi bafuni, unakuta ng’ombe amekunywa maji yote..unaamua kufuata mengne,unarudi unakuta mbuzi kala sabuni…😂😂😂😂
LEO NIMEPITA MTAA FULANI NIKAKIMBIZWA NA MBWA, NDIO NIKAJUA NINA KIPAJI KINAPOTEA TU………
SIO CHA KUKIMBIA, NI KUPIGA KELELE😆😆😆😆😆😆
Kumkomoa…
MPENZI WAKO AKIKUACHA BILA SABABU CHUKUA SIMU MPIGIE MAMA AKE MWAMBIE MWANAO AMEKUFA UWEZI…. KULIA PEKE YAKO🤒
CHEKA KIDOGO
Wachungaji watatu walikutana kwa siri na kuelezana matatizo yao ili waweze kuombeana.
MCHUNGAJI WA KWANZA: mimi tatizo langu ni wizi, kila nikimaliza ibada lazima niibe pesa za sadaka.
WA PILI: Mimi tatizo langu ni wanawake yani nimeshalala na wana kwaya wote pamoja na mke wa ASKOF.
WA TATU akaanza kulia badala ya kuongea.WENZAKE:
We vp unatatizo gani mbona unalia???
AKAJIBU: jamani mimi tatizo langu ni “umbea” haya yote tuliyoongea lazima nikaseme!
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Siku hizi kudekezwa na kupetiwa petiwa tunawaachia matajiri
Hakuna mwanamke yupo tayar kulalia kifua cha maskini ambacho moyo unadunda
Deni,, Deni,Deni, Deni .
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
Muda pekee ambao unaweza kumzoea DINGI ni pale unapomfundisha kutumia SMARTPHONE….
Wanakuwaga wapole sana aisee unaweza hata kumuagiza maji ya kunywa akakuletea….
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
BABA OYEEEEEE💪💪
Soma hii…
Msichana alikuwa amekaa na baba yake kibarazani, mara akamuona MVULANA friend wake akija, yule mvulana alipokaribia tu, yule msichana akamwambia hivi:-
MSICHANA: Umekuja kuchukua kile kitabu chako, kinachoitwa “DADDY IS AT HOME?” by Ngozi Okafor
MVULANA: Hapana!, Nimekuja kuazima kitabu cha maombi kama kinaitwa “WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?” by Ngũgĩ wa Thiong’o
MSICHANA: Aaah! Hicho sina ila ninacho kimoja kinaitwa “UNDER THE MANGO TREE” by Chimamanda Adichie
MVULANA: Ooh! Vizuri, Basi usisahau kuja nacho kesho kitabu cha Okot p’Bitek kile kinachoitwa “CALL ME IN 5 MINUTES BEFORE” Utakapokuja shule.
MSICHANA: Usijali, tena nina kitabu kipya kinaitwa “I WON’T LET YOU DOWN” by Chinua Achebe
Baba mtu akawatazama kisha akasema
BABA: Vitabu vyote hivyo, mbona vingi sana, atavisoma vyote kweli
MSICHANA: Ndio Daddy, huyu mvulana yupo smart sana na ana akili atavisoma vyote hivyo!
BABA: Sawa! Usisahau kumpatia na kile ambacho nimekiweka pale juu ya meza, kinaitwa “I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU’VE BEEN SAYING” by Shakespeare!
Na kuna kingine nimekiweka juu ya kabati la vyombo, kinaitwa “IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED” by Wole Soyinka.
Hili nalo neneo.
Ukimuona mbwa🐶 harusini usimpige mawe wala kumfukuza inawezekana kilichomleta pale ndicho kilichokupeleka na wewe hapo
MUME: Fungua mlango!
MKE: Leo sifungui! Nimechoshwa na ulevi wako.
MUME: kama hufungui najitupa kwenye hili shimo nife kabisa.
MKE. Kufa huna faida yoyote duniani!
MUME kachukua jiwe kubwa kalitupa kwenye shimo chubwiiiiiii!
MKE kajifunga kanga, kafungua mlango. Ghafla mume kaingia ndani na kumfungia mke nje.
MKE: Nifungulie la sivyo nitapiga kelele majirani waje.
MUME: Piga kelele na wakija uwambie unakotoka usiku huu na khanga moja.
Mary… Hallow mpenzii
Lily…. Niambie my dear
Mary..Pouwaa za siku jamani
Lily…Nzuri rafiki Yangu wa damu
Mary…Jioni nakuja kwako tule Na
kunywa japo wine wanguu
Lily…Nakusubiri kwa hamuu
mpenziiii
Lily…Huyu mchawi wa kike Leo
anataka kuja kwangu wala hanikuti.
Mary..Hahahahaaaa Uwiiiiiiiiii huyu
kahaba eti nakusubir Kwa hamuu
nani aende!!!
John…Niaje we mbwaa
Sam…Pouwa kichaa wanguu
John..Upo wap mpumbavu wewe
Sam…Niko hom, we fala Uko wap?
John..Baadae nakuibukia jambaz
langu tukale bata
Sawa… Pouwaa we ms**nge
nakusubiri
John…Dah baadae nikakae na
mwanangu Sam sijamuona long
time
Sam…John bwana akiwa Na pesa
lazima anitafute mwanaeee.
Baadhi ya Wasichana
hujifanya wanapendana Kwa
maneno lkn ni Kwa nje tu!! lkn
WANACHUKIANA
WAVULANA unaweza Kudhani
hawapendani Kwa Maneno lkn
WANAPENDANA..
Mpe TANO mchizi wako kudumisha upendo wetu wavulana…
High 👊👊👊👊👊 boys
hiyo apo
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