Jamaa yupo ndani ya Range rover yake mpya na msichana ambaye ni mpenzi wake.
#Jamaa: kuna siri flani nimeitunza moyoni mwangu kwa muda mrefu na nikaona kama nitakuambia lazima utaniacha.
#Msichana: siri gani hiyo mpenzi wangu?
#Jamaaa: nimeoa.
#Msichanaa: Hษษษษษษษษ! We umenishtua sana,mm nilifikiri hili gari sio lako!
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Mchaga baada ya kufa akaulizwa na malaika anayetoa roho: Mangi hapa ni njiapanda kulia ni Mbinguni na kushoto ni Jehanamu, Je unachagua kwenda wapi?
MANGI: Bwashee, mi nabaki hapa hapa njiapanda aisee.
MALAIKA: Kwa nini?
MANGI: Aisee, nikifungua duka hapa si nitapata wateja wa Mbinguni na Jehanam. Yani patakuwa senta ya hatari, supu na nyama choma muda wote. Hata we utafaidi, unavyoenda kuchukua roho unaniletea stock nakupa hela yako cash mkononi. Na kila ukipita hapa unapiga mchemsho wako wa ulimi na bia mbili chap kabla ya kuingia mbinguni.
Kwanza nashangaa Shirima alipitaje hapa bila kushika ploti, au alikufa amelewa sana?
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Jay akaruhusiwa kwenda nyumbani kutoka hospital ya Vichaa, akapakiwa ktk ambulance hadi karibu na nyumbani kwake, akaulizwa unapakumbuka? akajibu ndio nyumba yangu ileee, mara wakatoka watoto wawili wamevaa uniform akasema watoto wangu walee wanakwenda shule.. akatoka mwanamke akasema na mke wangu yulee, ghafla akatoka mwanaume Jay akasema na mimi yule naenda kazini. hivi Jay kweli kapona?
POLISI KAKAMATA MZUNGU ‘yestaday I saw u at ze maize shop..(jana nilikuona dukani kwa muhindi) when u saw me u started 2 six six.(uliponiona ulianza ku-sitasita) u ran n decided 2 plant a car.(ulikimbia na ukaamua kupanda gari) zen u pot-cry me through ze window.(kisha ukanichungulia dirishani) now sleep down n snake well b4 I cut u a millet.(sasa lala chini kisha nyooka vizuri kabla sijakukata mtama) Chezea lugha wewe..!!!
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