BONGO USANII UMEZIDI DAAH!!
…yani nakupeleka dinner unakula sana vipaja vya kuku na chips yai halafu nakupeleka bar unakunywa sana tu, tukitoka hapo nakupeleka club, Masaa yote hayo hakumbuki kuniambia upo periods hadi mdaa wakwenda kulala ndo beiby nipo kwenye siku zangu!! jamani jamani… Hapo ndo unaanza kupiga hesabu pesa iliyopotea buree😂😂😂😂
Ndooo maana mabinti wa kibongo 🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻
Shikamoo kingereza..!
Baada ya kufika Kempiski nikaona menu imeandikwa:
Sauteed white corn, rare lucy beans, garnished with rift potatoes & topped with organic unprocessed guacamole!
Price: TSH 44,000/=
Nikaagiza!
Nilipoletewa ndio nagundua kwamba: ni makande na parachichi ..🤔
hapo ndo unagundua mwalimu wa kiingereza alikuwa sio mtu wa mchezo mchezo🤒💨
JE UMESHAWAHI KUONA SMS MAFUA?
Cheki hii hapa……..
“Mabo dugu yagu mziba? Bwada nasubuliwa sada na bafua baka dashindwa kuadika beseji do hayo dugu yagu.
Diobeeni dipone
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hapana Chezea
Bafua
Hakuna m2 mwenye ndugu wengi kama konda wa daladala.
Utasikia,
“HAYA, DADA HAPO MBELE, MJOMBA KULE MWISHO.
MA-MDOGO UNAENDA?,
NGOJA ASHUKE BIBI.
HAYA SHEMEJI UMEIKUTA YA KUWAH.
Babu njoo ukae!
Baba angu hapo tusogee kidogo,
Shangazi maliza ngazi,
Swaiba geukia mbele,
Kaka hapo shika upande wa pili,
Mdogo wangu mpishe Ma Mkwe akae.
Subiri Shemeji yako apande…
Duh… makonda noma…!!
CHEKA KIDOGO
Wachungaji watatu walikutana kwa siri na kuelezana matatizo yao ili waweze kuombeana.
MCHUNGAJI WA KWANZA: mimi tatizo langu ni wizi, kila nikimaliza ibada lazima niibe pesa za sadaka.
WA PILI: Mimi tatizo langu ni wanawake yani nimeshalala na wana kwaya wote pamoja na mke wa ASKOF.
WA TATU akaanza kulia badala ya kuongea.WENZAKE:
We vp unatatizo gani mbona unalia???
AKAJIBU: jamani mimi tatizo langu ni “umbea” haya yote tuliyoongea lazima nikaseme!
😂😂😂😂😂👆🏻😂😂
Huu usharobaro mwingine uchizi. Jamaa kamzimia demu kanisani,
mara ukafika mda wa kutoa sadaka, eti jamaa akamwambia ”dont worry bby” ntakulipia!!
Welcome to AckySHINE Ministries, where our mission is to illuminate lives with the light of Christian faith.
Hey there! 😄
I’m so happy you’re here! 🥳
If you’re enjoying yourself, please leave a comment💬.
I’d love to hear from you! 💬❤️
Your Friend, Melkisedeck Leon Shine
AckySHINE charity is a program for humanitarian campaigns and aid aimed at promoting peace and unity, protecting the environment, and maintaining the health and development of individuals and the community as a whole. These campaigns are advertised through ackyshine.com.
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