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Angalia mchezo wa kutuma message mara zikubali mara zikatae.. Lilishakukuta hili???

GARLFRENDยปยปhellow sweetheart

BOYFRENDยปยปhellow darling(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFRENDยปยปkwanin hutaki kujibu sms yangu,au huna mdaยป??

BOYFRENDยป>najitahid kukujibu lakin mtandao unasumbua,imefika??(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFRENDยปยปkama hunipend bhas usinijbu,kama unanipenda kwel bhas nijibu

BOYFRENDยปยปi love you (SENDING FAILED)
GALFRENDยปยปdo you lov me????

BOYFRENDยปยปi lov you baby(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFRENDยปยปusiongee na mimi tenaaaaa

BOYFRENDยปยปi love you sweetieeee(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFRENDยปยปunataka mim na wew tuachaneee????

BOYFRENDยปยปnshachoka mie na huu upUmbavu,shenz (MESSAGE SENT)

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Wanawake wa leo mbele ya hela. Hii ni hatari

MDADA: Baby nikwambie kitu
MKAKA: Yeah Baby Uko huru nambie
MDADA: nilikua naomba hela babyโ˜บ
MKAKA: WW nae kwa kupenda hela jana tu nmekupa hela Leo unaomba ya nn ๐Ÿ˜–
MDADA: hapana๐Ÿ˜Œ Bby sio hivyo nlikua nataka nikashuhudie tetemeko la ardhi BUKOBA nasikia huko linaonekana vizur .
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Wanawake kumbukeni sio vizuri

Baada ya mwanamke kukataa kufungua mlango angalia kilichomkuta

MUME: Fungua mlango!

MKE: Leo sifungui! Nimechoshwa na ulevi wako.

MUME: kama hufungui najitupa kwenye hili shimo nife kabisa.

MKE. Kufa huna faida yoyote duniani!

MUMEย kachukua jiwe kubwa kalitupa kwenye shimo chubwiiiiiii!

MKE kajifunga kanga, kafungua mlango. Ghafla mume kaingia ndani na kumfungia mke nje.

MKE: Nifungulie la sivyo nitapiga kelele majirani waje.

MUME: Piga kelele na wakija uwambie unakotoka usiku huu na khanga moja.

Angalia haya mazungumzo ya msichana na mvulana, mapenzi ya ajabu haya

Demu: Hny mambo jamani!
Man: Safi nipe habari wangu wa moyo
Demu:Wafanya kazi gani vile wangu?
Man: Ni fundi wa kufunga ATM
Demu: Wow dont tel me i love you myn mwa mwa mwaaaaah

Man: Mbona wafurahia?
Demu: Nami natamani kuja kufanya kazi za kibenki.
Man: Itakua poa sana nami natamani pia
Demu: Hee si umesema wafanya kazi ya kufunga ATM?
Man: Hukunielewa mie ninafunga mashine na za kunulia condom kwenye bar
Demu: nipishe huko

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