MZEE:”sasa huyu mgeni sijui alale wap?”
MKE:”saa hizi ni usiku akalale na Bebi.”
jamaa akaona huyo Bebi pengne mtoto anakojoa kitandani au akalia asije msumbua usiku
JAMAA:”msipate tabu mi ntalala hapa kwenye kochi” akalala
asubh wanakunywa chai akaibuka mrembo,jamaa akapigwa bumbuwazi almanusra ajimwagie chai.
BINTI:”Naitwa BEBI,we unaitwa nani?”
Jamaa akasema mimi naitwa Fara…..!
🐀 🐀 🐀 Panya watatu walikua wakibishana nani Ni noma zaidi
Panya 1: jamani mimi ni noma Wiki hii nimekula rat rat(sumu ya panya) mara tatu na sijadedi !!!
Panya 2 Wewe unasema nini, mimi nimekula nyama ikiwa
kwa mtego mara 5 nasijawahi dakwa
RAT 3 Mmemaliza? Mie hata sijui mnabishana nini? Mimi hii mimba niliyo nayo ni ya paka !!!
Panya WA 1 na 2 wakazimia😆😆😆😆😆
Panya wa 3 huwa hapendi ujinga kabisa
UNAMNG’ANG’ANIZA MPENZI WAKO AKUWEKE KWNY PROFILE PICHA MLOPIGA PAMOJA
HIVI ULIDHANI MWL.NYERERE ALISHINDWA KUKAA NA MKEWE MARIA KWNY NOTI YA BUKU
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Acha Usumbufu…..
WIVU HUU NI NOMA
Mke: Hivi mume wangu una wanawake wangapi huko nje?
Mume: Kama nywele za kichwa changu.
Mke akachukua nguo zake akaondoka, Kufika njiani akakumbuka mumewe alikuwa na kipara Akaanza kurudi kwa mumewe.
Mzee kaingia pharmacy,
MZEE: Mambo mwanangu, kuna kitu naomba uonje nitakulipa
MFAMASIA: Kitu gani?….Mzee akatoa kichupa na kijiko akaweka …majimaji yaliyomo kwenye
kichupa kwenye kijiko na kumwambia mfamasia aonje, mfamasia akatia yale maji mdomoni na kuyazungusha zungusha mdomoni akionja;
MZEE: Nipe jibu, ina utamu wa sukari au chumvi au pilipili?
MFAMASIA: Kama chumvichumvi
MZEE: Hakuna sukari
MFAMASIA: Sukari hakuna kabisa
MZEE: Loh asante chukua hii alfu tano nashukuru sana, dokta alinambia nipime mkojo wangu kama nina kisukari, kumbe sina asante bwana mdogo
😁😁😁😁 .. TABU KUDATE NA MADEMU WA CHUO
Demu ; Baby Safari Hii Nataka Pale Hostel Niwafunike Mashoga Zangu Wote.
Jamaa ; Poa Sweetie Ondoa Shaka Nitakununulia #Turubai Utawafunika Wote…!!!
Demu: Mxiuuuuuuuu Lione Sura Kama Goti La mbuzi Na Namba yangu futa Nakublock Mpaka Sanduku la posta…!!!
😂😂😂😂nmecheka adi nmelazwa
Machizi wamekaa sehemu mara ghafla ikapita ndege angani.
Chizi wa kwanza akasema:ndege ile itakua imembeba raisi.
Chizi mwenzie akajibu:hapana imebeba wazungu kama ingembeba raisi tungeona pikipiki zimetangulia mbele…
da!balaaa
Et jana usiku mwiz kavunja mlango kwangu akaanza kutafuta kitu kila kona ikabid na mie niamke namuuliza unatafuta nini ananijibu hela ndipo nilipoanza na mie kutafuta nae maana hta hela ya kula Jana sikua nayo alichoka zaid nilipomuliza una uhakika uliweka humu? sipendagi ujinga🚶🏻 na kitu hela mm!
Muda wa kwenda nyumbani ulikuwa umefika, mwalimu
akasema: yeyote atakaye jibu swali langu lolote kwa usahìhi ataondoka asiye jibu atabaki.
Dogo mmoja akatupa begi nje ya dirisha.
Mwalimu akauliza nani katupa ilo begi nje?
Dogo akajibu fasta mimi. Akafungua mlango akaenda kwao.
neno moja kwa dogo
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I’d love to hear from you! 💬❤️
Your Friend, Melkisedeck Leon Shine
AckySHINE charity is a program for humanitarian campaigns and aid aimed at promoting peace and unity, protecting the environment, and maintaining the health and development of individuals and the community as a whole. These campaigns are advertised through ackyshine.com.
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